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Twitter Recap – Week of 9/30/12

by on October 6th, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

Man. The anime scenarios in my mind in which I selflessly sacrifice myself... Reality's a bitch...
Anime cartoon make the Asians seem like they have some bomb ass body, but in reality they skin a'f
I wish iwas an anime so icould be th girlfriend to mosta these characters #ifonly
I finish watching a genuinely awesome anime and all of a sudden reality kicks in and life sucks.
17 yr olds in Anime. Nice face. Six pack abs. Tall. Strong. Smart. Big boobs. Big butt. Wth. Reality is so far different.
I fckn hate Asian bitches that look like lesbian anime characters #pissoff
when people annoy me and wont leave me alone i tell them iam going to marry sasuke a anime character and have halfhumancartoonbabies lol
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Anime Voice Acting

by on October 2nd, 2012 at 8:30 am, under Video

I can’t even muster the effort to comment on this. Just ugh.

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Twitter Recap – Week of 9/23/12

by on September 29th, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

Fucked uped world i live in. Reality stinks real bad. I wanna live in the anime world!!!
I want an anime chick as a girlfriend. Bento boxes for work lunch. Ahhhhh. :)
John Pyper

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Twitter Recap – Week of 9/9/12

by on September 15th, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

Never forget, just like I never forget to post the Twitter Recap on time.

Perfect girlfriend only exist in anime :((
ItzmeAC ♛
Please stop talking to me. I don't like you and being in Anime club does not make us friends. You can stop trying to look down my jacket now
Audrey Nelepovitz
i can simply fall in love in anime but not in reality.
T____T i think i got new 'girlfriend' again. nevermind, is normal to have a new one whenever you watch a new anime right :P
Is it just me or do all Asian people look like babies and anime characters
Nick B
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Twitter Recap – Week of 9/2/12

by on September 8th, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

Sigh . Reality sucks . Only if i really can go to anime world ;/
Reality is shit, I'll just stick to anime movies.
☯ Charles ☯
God please send me a sexy gamer nerdy anime watching pokemon loving girlfriend?
Your little 'girlfriend' is a straight-up bitch. Fuck you and her. And with that, I'm gonna watch some anime. Goodnight.
Rob Williams
Why do guys think anime is hot? seriously, anime girls look like 10 year olds. ew. #PEDO
Katie Price
Anime profile pics are an easy way to let people know you will die alone
Michael Hands
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WANTED: Japanese-American Girlfriend

by on September 6th, 2012 at 10:08 pm, under Image

Dwight is looking for love.

Dwight is looking for love.

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Twitter Recap – Week of 8/26/12

by on September 1st, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

Not trying to be racist but why all of these anime have big eyes but the reality is they japanese look like they wont open it.
If anime was reality so many people I know would be brutally murdered right now .
† Soroya †
Anime gives my troubled soul peace. It is my escape from reality
Judiel •애니메이션 인형•
No more sad tweets. Who needs a girlfriend when you've got anime?#Narutotime
Will Billau
someone seriously just said "DO U KNOW WHO U LOOK LIKE" so I kinda rolled my eyes and said "WHO" they said "AN ANIME CHARACTER!" haha omg! 👱
Miley Ray Cyrus
A nigga used to get the hardest time about anime and manga in middle school. All you could watch then was VH1 reality shows.
Chandler Bing
I'd rather spend time playing my PS3 and watching anime than putting up with some dumb bitch girlfriend.
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Twitter Recap – Week of 8/19/12

by on August 25th, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

We were busy this week.

Staying up all night watching anime... I need a fucking girlfriend.
maybe all this anime is the reason i dnt have a girlfriend..#smh
Malcolm Kiilu Jr
These Asians look like they all jumped out of an anime show.
Noble Savage
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Man marries a pillow

by on August 20th, 2012 at 8:03 am, under Video

This is the first part of an episode of some South Korean show where the hosts interview/mock a guy who married his anime pillow. The other parts are linked in the related videos, if you’re so inclined.

Also, this:

Mad disrespect bro.

Mad disrespect bro.

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Twitter Recap – Week of 8/12/12

by on August 18th, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

Sometimes I think the worst part about watching anime is having to face reality afterwards :/
Stephen J. Weber
why is it that there a more cute,nice girls in anime than reality? especially since anime girls are more friendly despite their appearance.
Fuckface Fupa Magoo
These Japanese people sitting right by me look like anime characters... #Nolie #notracist
Kinga Iwanska
watching one of my favorite anime shows, and my mum says i treat it like porn because i hide the screen from her and tend to watch alone. ew
Everyone looks at celebrities & are like "omg i want to look like her" while I'm watching anime like "omg i want to look like yui hirasawa"
I don't like boys. I think I'll stay alone forever and just watch anime and play video games. :)
This old lady told me I look like an Anime cartoon character. #IFailedAtLife
Make Love Not War
#HowIMetMyBestfriend when I asked her about her first impression of me she said I look like a japanese bc of my slanted eyes *anime freak*
bitch you look like a anime stripper.
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