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Twitter Recap – Week of 9/30/12

by on October 6th, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

Man. The anime scenarios in my mind in which I selflessly sacrifice myself... Reality's a bitch...
Anime cartoon make the Asians seem like they have some bomb ass body, but in reality they skin a'f
I wish iwas an anime so icould be th girlfriend to mosta these characters #ifonly
I finish watching a genuinely awesome anime and all of a sudden reality kicks in and life sucks.
17 yr olds in Anime. Nice face. Six pack abs. Tall. Strong. Smart. Big boobs. Big butt. Wth. Reality is so far different.
I fckn hate Asian bitches that look like lesbian anime characters #pissoff
when people annoy me and wont leave me alone i tell them iam going to marry sasuke a anime character and have halfhumancartoonbabies lol
@HEHmonkeyface
XD FrANK3INSt3IN
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Anime Voice Acting

by on October 2nd, 2012 at 8:30 am, under Video

I can’t even muster the effort to comment on this. Just ugh.

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Twitter Recap – Week of 9/23/12

by on September 29th, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

Fucked uped world i live in. Reality stinks real bad. I wanna live in the anime world!!!
@True_Display
アニメオタク
I want an anime chick as a girlfriend. Bento boxes for work lunch. Ahhhhh. :)
@jpyper
John Pyper

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Twitter Recap – Week of 9/9/12

by on September 15th, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

Never forget, just like I never forget to post the Twitter Recap on time.

Perfect girlfriend only exist in anime :((
@acboyatz
ItzmeAC ♛
Please stop talking to me. I don't like you and being in Anime club does not make us friends. You can stop trying to look down my jacket now
@celloeuse
Audrey Nelepovitz
i can simply fall in love in anime but not in reality.
@elecccccc
ELECTTRA
T____T i think i got new 'girlfriend' again. nevermind, is normal to have a new one whenever you watch a new anime right :P
@bird_chan48
愁い鳥_(╥﹏╥)
Is it just me or do all Asian people look like babies and anime characters
@brunatzz
Nick B
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Twitter Recap – Week of 9/2/12

by on September 8th, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

Sigh . Reality sucks . Only if i really can go to anime world ;/
@MotherFlyyy
ZHARRNEHH
Reality is shit, I'll just stick to anime movies.
@Ch4zzabee
☯ Charles ☯
God please send me a sexy gamer nerdy anime watching pokemon loving girlfriend?
@itsKris94
☠EnemyGrenade☠™
Your little 'girlfriend' is a straight-up bitch. Fuck you and her. And with that, I'm gonna watch some anime. Goodnight.
@RealRobbieRob
Rob Williams
Why do guys think anime is hot? seriously, anime girls look like 10 year olds. ew. #PEDO
@MissKatieePrice
Katie Price
Anime profile pics are an easy way to let people know you will die alone
@HandsNation
Michael Hands
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WANTED: Japanese-American Girlfriend

by on September 6th, 2012 at 10:08 pm, under Image

Dwight is looking for love.

Dwight is looking for love.

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Twitter Recap – Week of 8/26/12

by on September 1st, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

Not trying to be racist but why all of these anime have big eyes but the reality is they japanese look like they wont open it.
@NatashaKamil
TITA▲NIUM
If anime was reality so many people I know would be brutally murdered right now .
@Vyoroz
† Soroya †
Anime gives my troubled soul peace. It is my escape from reality
@ariennaminx
Judiel •애니메이션 인형•
No more sad tweets. Who needs a girlfriend when you've got anime?#Narutotime
@WillArtB
Will Billau
someone seriously just said "DO U KNOW WHO U LOOK LIKE" so I kinda rolled my eyes and said "WHO" they said "AN ANIME CHARACTER!" haha omg! 👱
@MileyCyrus
Miley Ray Cyrus
A nigga used to get the hardest time about anime and manga in middle school. All you could watch then was VH1 reality shows.
@laellesander
Chandler Bing
I'd rather spend time playing my PS3 and watching anime than putting up with some dumb bitch girlfriend.
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Twitter Recap – Week of 8/19/12

by on August 25th, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

We were busy this week.

Staying up all night watching anime... I need a fucking girlfriend.
maybe all this anime is the reason i dnt have a girlfriend..#smh
@BittaSwit_TwisT
Malcolm Kiilu Jr
These Asians look like they all jumped out of an anime show.
@LightJuche
Noble Savage
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Man marries a pillow

by on August 20th, 2012 at 8:03 am, under Video

This is the first part of an episode of some South Korean show where the hosts interview/mock a guy who married his anime pillow. The other parts are linked in the related videos, if you’re so inclined.

Also, this:

Mad disrespect bro.

Mad disrespect bro.

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Twitter Recap – Week of 8/12/12

by on August 18th, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

Sometimes I think the worst part about watching anime is having to face reality afterwards :/
@francehopper
Stephen J. Weber
why is it that there a more cute,nice girls in anime than reality? especially since anime girls are more friendly despite their appearance.
@whosthatpokewdf
Fuckface Fupa Magoo
These Japanese people sitting right by me look like anime characters... #Nolie #notracist
@kinnngaiwanska
Kinga Iwanska
watching one of my favorite anime shows, and my mum says i treat it like porn because i hide the screen from her and tend to watch alone. ew
@sulleypotter
sulleypotter
Everyone looks at celebrities & are like "omg i want to look like her" while I'm watching anime like "omg i want to look like yui hirasawa"
I don't like boys. I think I'll stay alone forever and just watch anime and play video games. :)
This old lady told me I look like an Anime cartoon character. #IFailedAtLife
@KimberlyLyna
Make Love Not War
#HowIMetMyBestfriend when I asked her about her first impression of me she said I look like a japanese bc of my slanted eyes *anime freak*
bitch you look like a anime stripper.
@vanilla_lush
sσмεтнιη sσ vιvι∂
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