The Anime Reality

No posts this week. APRIL FOOLS’!

this girl added me on facebook and all her pictures are just crying anime girls and her making out with her girlfriend

April 2nd, 2012 11:11 am via txtReplyRetweetFavorite

@sheesaidit

a n g i e

I wish my girlfriend would watch anime with me.

April 2nd, 2012 1:40 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite

@TylerDenim

Tyler Dennen

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We got a lot of traffic this week thanks to a sudden interest in VenusAngelic, who we originally covered back in October of 2011. So, thanks for all the traffic you other ignorant slow-ass websites. It’s funny that the places that linked to us also described us as an actual unironic “anime site.”

My dream girlfriend: cute and acts like a little kid, wahahahahahaha LOL anime girls ftw!

March 25th, 2012 11:25 am via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

@RebelliousNerd

春華 ~haruka~

I look like a anime character in the mornings http://t.co/XzjyvpEX

March 26th, 2012 9:15 am via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite

@CuriouslyBaked

Jay

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I’d like to open this week’s Twitter Recap with what is probably my favorite discovered retweet of all time.

for a fact this nigga gets no type of puss. he look like the type that beats off to anime porn every night. #smh #sadassnigga

March 22nd, 2012 10:53 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite

@all_mighty_tAnk

☠ Gorgeous AFRICAN ☠

And now, back to your regularly scheduled Twitter Recap.

And that my friend is the major pull of anime. A fantasy world where you can imagine pretty girls fawning over you. Unlike reality.

March 18th, 2012 2:21 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite

@Nimandrous

Matt Abel

Looking at my anime collection and thinking; "FUCK, I NEED A GIRLFRIEND."

March 17th, 2012 3:10 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite

@phirombillydy

Billy Dy

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Sorry for no updates this week. Enjoy a great week of tweets instead.

Anime, Manga and video games are my routes to escape from this Baka reality..

March 11th, 2012 4:30 am via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

@JaimyChan

Kattona

God I wish my life was an anime. Fuck reality.

March 12th, 2012 3:50 am via Mobile WebReplyRetweetFavorite

@KrisLikesAnime

Krishen-Sempai

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Hope you all enjoyed THAD WEEK!

srsly music video games nd anime have gotten me thru every dark time in my life it helps me escape from my reality

March 4th, 2012 6:30 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite

@Megan_Shadows

Megan Alexandra Link

I want a girlfriend that's not my girlfriend but don't fuck with other men that watches anime and basketball and love to kick back n smoke.

March 5th, 2012 12:36 am via Osfoora for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

@RealDariusTatum

Kami

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Here it is. Probably the worst thing produced by the cumulative efforts of humanity: A video of pedophile and sexual deviant Thaddeus McMichael having sex with an anime pillow that depicts what I can only assume is his imaginary anime waifu Kotonoha Katsura.

CLICK HERE FOR THE HORROR

It goes without saying (but I’ll say it anyway just to be sure) that this video is INCREDIBLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK and features full nudity and utterly creepy and disturbing behavior from Thad. Your eyes might be physically unscathed, but your psyche and soul will be damaged, possibly beyond repair. I apologize for this, but we do what we must here at The Anime Reality.

Also of note is his biographical quote on the Tumblr blog:

I love mai waifu Kotonoha and young underaged white girls.
An asian is fine too.

You jelly?

What do you do when a man is caught with child porn? Why, make tribute videos celebrating his life and accomplishments, of course!

As far as I can tell, these are sincere tributes to Thaddeus McMichael, who, in case you have the worst memory on the planet, was caught with hundreds of images and video of child pornography. Granted, I didn’t check for tribute genuineness very thoroughly. Just so you know, these three tribute videos use a lot of the same images of Thad, from the fleeting moments I watched each of them. I’m especially fond of the second video’s choice of the sappy song from CON AIR, starring Nicolas Cage. What a classic.

And of course, enjoy some more YouTube white knights.

I will always remember you.

MisterSamHam doesn't give a fuck.

Turns out we first posted this video two and a half years ago when we had no idea who Bad Thad was. So, here it is again for fresh enjoyment. Now with bonus comments!

NERD.

Even if it was kids, who fucking cares?

A possible Mad Thad sighting?

Enjoy 8 minutes and 18 seconds of good ol’ Thad manhandling and reviewing a Tenga Soft Tube US Cup, which my roommate tells me is basically a Japanese Fleshlight. The main difference, I guess, is that the Tenga isn’t designed to be washed and reused, which makes importing one even stupider than actually buying a masturbation aid in the first place. God gave you hands for a reason, guys!

If you’d like to see the second half of his Tenga review with “hands-on” impressions, click here. Of course, this video features nudity and masturbation, making it OBVIOUSLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, and apparently he has to put on a Bible Black rape scene to attain tumescence. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Hey everybody, and welcome to THAD WEEK! In honor of the celebrated Thaddeus McMichael, we’re going to post something from the treasure trove of his lewd, lascivious life every day for the entire week. Or we’ll die trying.

Today, we share with you Thad’s very own CRIMINAL COMPLAINT filed in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Michigan. (You know, from his arrest last week.) I’m linking the imgur gallery because as of now, it has over 163,000 views and has transferred over 20 GB in bandwidth, which is more than I care to take responsibility for on our humble hosting plan. We’ve saved the images, however, in case the files are ever taken down from imgur for whatever reason.

I’m assuming the reason this document is being shared so freely online is because it’s a matter of public record or something. I don’t know, I’m not a lawyer. Either way, it’s a fascinating read, if also a bit sickening at times. And also strangely funny, like how Thad dismisses almost all of his disgusting Facebook comments by claiming they were jokes. (Sections 12.a – 12.p, pages 4-7.)

There’s also the folder names he chose to hide his child pornography in. (Section 13, page 7.) And also what else he was storing on his USB drive. (Section 16, page 8.) Go ahead, take a look. I won’t spoil the fun.

Join us tomorrow for another installment of THAD WEEK!