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Twitter Recap – Week of 1/29/12

by on February 4th, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

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#IMissThe90sBecause tv shows and cartoons were made much more sense than obscene reality shows and gross japanese anime .
@zzeenius
Zeeshan Ali Akbar
Just realised that Animé is the closest thing I have to a girlfriend. Spend every night in bed with it. Makes me happy, sad. Laugh & cry...
@SeaksickFist
Seasick Fist

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Twitter Recap – Week of 1/22/12

by on January 28th, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

One thing I’ve noticed from all these retweets is that a lot of non-Asians seem to think that Asians look like anime characters.

Anime, manga, video games, and rpg's have ruined reality for me. It's so damn boring.
@LooptronKDI
Stephanis Koukis
I live in different worlds. Reality, furry, anime, skyrim, and pokemon. Playing skyrim. Killin' wolves.
@ravervixen
Kori Vixen

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KOKO – My nightmares made flesh

by on January 23rd, 2012 at 11:46 pm, under Image

KOKO

KOKO

Those images are apparently not Photoshops, but (supposedly) actual photographs of some Chinese girl who calls herself KOKO and uses makeup to make herself look like a shoujo manga character. As a lifelong skeptic, I would have naturally doubted the pictures’ authenticity were it not for a couple videos that you can view at some site called RocketNews24, which seem to confirm that yes, she looks like a total freak in motion too.

There are also more pictures at that site, but, you know, I spent as little time looking at it as I could. It took me half an hour to realize that the obnoxious noise I was hearing was the sound of my own screams.

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Twitter Recap – Week of 1/15/12

by on January 21st, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

Lots of good twits this week. Enjoy.

If you get a haircut and are told you look like a japanese anime character, you lost.
@AllahtheGOD
SWAGTACUS
that pizza delivery guy was weird as hell look like he wear them button up shirt wit dragonball z characters on the back n beat off to anime
@JLSmittyy
Flukey Stokes

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Dating On Demand – Ataru381

by on January 19th, 2012 at 10:05 pm, under Video

This bloke seems like a typical delightfully dweeby dork, until he starts rambling about how he empathizes with the main character of Urusei Yatsura or whatever. Thanks to @vyabsley for the tip!

Don’t forget, you can tip us off through email or Twitter! Send us your tips!

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Man proves replica swords not entirely useless

by on January 16th, 2012 at 10:09 am, under Image, Video

jaketerrey

This chap used his “replica anime sword” from Bleach to frighten a burglar from his home, validating the horrible purchases and life decisions of hundreds of fatter, less fit anime sword collectors the world over. Thank you, Mr. Terrey. You are an inspiration to us all.

There’s a video at the full story.

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Twitter Recap – Week of 1/8/12

by on January 14th, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

This dude is 18 never had a girlfriend. Is really into anime. He plays fucking games on fb
@iDopeAF_KTA
✔ Verified Whore
((I wish I was a real anime character, so I could just disappear from reality))
@Nastassyes
Hitomi ♥

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Hyperbole much?

by on January 11th, 2012 at 10:50 am, under Text

Evangelion is amongst the richest, most complex and profound works of art ever created in any medium since the beginning of time.

Evangelion is amongst the richest, most complex and profound works of art ever created in any medium since the beginning of time.

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Twitter Recap – Week of 1/1/12

by on January 7th, 2012 at 11:59 pm, under Text

Screw reality. I want to live in an Anime World.-where i can be whatever i can and eat everything i want and not getting fat. :D
@doodledude27
Celina Thyra
it's because I love #Anime, doesn't mean I don't care about @, of course, I care a lot about her, she's my reality ROLE MODEL.
@OtakuForSwift
シャナ ▲¹³

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Twitter Recap – Week of 12/25/11

by on December 31st, 2011 at 11:59 pm, under Text

Happy new year, everyone.

My love for anime guys has returned. The only flaw they have? They're non-existent.
@fuehfueh
CHR1571N3 ♥¹³
To qualify as my Asian girlfriend you gotta be able to make sesame chicken, wear the "X" chopsticks in yo hair & draw anime.
@KingBeats
KingBeats™ #OVO

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