The Anime Reality

Enjoy this link from The Verge: A visual history of Microsoft’s anime fetish.

Now we know why Microsoft makes such shitty products: because they’re a bunch of anime-loving nerd losers.

(Yes, we know you’ve been sending us a lot of submissions. We’ll get to them soon. Sorry.)

East versus West. Finally, a winner is decided.

This video pretty much has it all.

• Some weird-ass anime featuring giant naked human monsters eating regular-sized humans wearing jetpacks.
• A furry watching the anime.
• A furry watching the anime and vigorously masturbating to the nonsensical violence being depicted.
• A furry watching the anime and vigorously masturbating to the nonsensical violence being depicted while making horrific lust-grunts that will haunt your dreams and waking nightmares.

Did I get all of it? I hope so. Obviously all these elements add up to a video that may not be explicitly NSFW, but might as well be. I never want to think of this again. Get it away from me.

Have a wonderful weekend, everybody!

Basically, I hate everything about both of these people with every cell in my body. UGH.

Check out the rest of her channel if you want more reasons to kill yourself.

Happy Mother’s Day to all our readers. And what better way to celebrate all the mothers of the world than with a list of the seven hottest moms from ANIME. Slightly NSFW for anime cleavage.

So.

Damn.

Swag.

Oh, it’s our 4th birthday! Have a bonus terrible video.

Blame Mike G. for submitting this.

Thanks to @tondog for this appropriate piece of Japanese advertisement!

We definitely posted this video a while ago, but I’m pretty sure that the version we had was taken down. So here it is again, for posterity. Enjoy, or don’t.

Does My Little Pony count as anime? The answer is I don’t give a shit, because I’m posting this anyway. Enjoy the worst fucking video ever recorded while it lasts, because YouTube will probably take it down once they find it.