The Anime Reality

Kickin’ party, Lars.

I will not rest until every square inch of my room is covered in anime.

Joe’s on a roll.

Thanks, Joe!

Make her an AMV. Especially when making amends in circumstances where your mother said something mean to your friend.

Thanks, Joe!

Remember this angry young furry kid? His rant is one of my personal favorite videos on this site.

He posted an update not long after that video, elaborating on his views of the furry fandom and his involvement and (poor) understanding of what it entails. Heh.

Enjoy. (Don’t miss his sweet wolf shirt.)

Thanks, Nick!

Remember this guy?

He sure likes getting mad about anime.

CNN wants you to know that in Japan, they make video games where you can simulate the act of sexually assaulting and raping girls. Despite belabored attempts to pretend sounding journalistically objective, the story betrays CNN’s own disgust at such a discovery, asking the question “When does a video game go too far?”

I agree, games that let you rape girls are loathsome and vile, so it is all the more unfortunate that the game CNN is writing about, RapeLay, is almost four fucking years old now, and has already been the subject of great controversy. In other news, man walks on moon, and CNN discovers something called the Internet.

Hentai games are not new to Japan. This country has long produced products the rest of the world would call pornographic. But before the arrival of the Internet, such items stayed in Japan. Now, once a game goes on sale in Tokyo, it is digitized and shared everywhere.

I guess the point of this post is to remind everyone that RapeLay is disgusting, and that CNN is as incompetent as ever. Keep on shining, you crazy diamond.

We noticed this at UK Resistance, and honestly, they already said everything that needs to be said about this atrocity. I now hate both Kirsten Dunst and McG far more than I thought was previously possible.

Watch this song become the anthem for every cosplaying anime fan in America. Or anywhere that isn’t Japan, I guess.

TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I’M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO

We’ve got some insightful information from one who has faced the anime reality itself, and lived to tell the tale. Heed the words of Anthony, who claims to know one Emerald Templar in person.

A friend pointed me to your website, and seeing Matt’s face reminded me of all of his fail.
We went to HS together, and while i was a a frosh and he was a senior, its hard to forget this guy,  A few things about this guy:
-He is trench coat whore. Wearing one every day, and getting the nickname trench coat for it, he was made fun of by EVERYONE at hs, frosh would rip on this guy.
-He played yugioh all through highschool with a fat-fuck who thinks he will take over the world one day, and a self proclaimed vampire, did I mention he cheated at it?
-he tried to move out from his house, lasted about 2 days
-Is fucking obsessed with dragons. i can get pictures of his room, and all he has is dragon shit, and a map of middle earth.
-He is dating a whale, MAN THE HARPOONS!
-His band had actually had only 1 fan. This one fan is a homosexual furfag.
-He failed a class at community college.
Real name by the way is Matt R********, lives in ********** IL, and works at a Library 4 hours a week.