The Anime Reality

Have you ever seen someone and the word “gross” just rushes to the front of your head at light speed? Some might say that’s shallow and judgmental. Those people need to watch this guy.

Jesus Christ, take like five seconds to not eat cookies and milk while you “review” shitty hentai by talking about like, whoa dude, the deep plot.

His roommate is RIGHT FUCKING BEHIND HIM.

Get it? This dude is just plain gross. Not sure what’s worse, reviewing hentai on YouTube, or that horrid lip smacking that keeps happening.

Thanks to Vaughan for helping us showcase this grotesque display!

Oh, just one more thing.

We’re back, baby.

HELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.

Hello friends, we’re back, and with very important news! Did you know? You can stop throwing away your hard-earned cash to add to your Doujin collection! There’s an easier way!

It's preferable to have, you know, ACTUAL skeletons in your closet.

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I'd rather be homeless than live without spending $100 on an anime pillowcase

Yeah, I can see how this would be more important than ... wait,

My personal preference is to not sleep on pillows that look like little girls

I can barely wake up in the morning without wanting to swallow a bullet and die. But this anime pillow might change all of that!

Thanks to Dylan for this horrifyingly comfortable submission!

A 10-year-old Washington state boy died Monday of injuries he suffered Saturday when he buried his head in a sandbox during a play date while mimicking a favorite cartoon character.

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Codey, a fifth-grader, reportedly was playing among a group of children near his age late Saturday morning when the group came up with an idea inspired by the popular anime-style character “Naruto.” According to the official U.S. Naruto Web site, the character is a 13-year-old aspiring ninja who likes to play pranks more than he likes to train.

The mimicry involved Codey’s playmates burying him head-first in a one-foot-deep sandbox, Joshua Quantrille told ABC News’ Seattle affiliate KOMO-TV. Quantrille, 30, is Codey Porter’s half-brother and his three sons were among the boys playing in the sand box Saturday with Codey.

Quantrille said the other children initially thought Codey, buried from his head to the top of his chest, was joking when he started to thrash around. By the time they got help, the boy had already stopped breathing. Adults at the house tried unsuccessfully to administer CPR before emergency medical personnel arrived.

The boy was transported first to Providence Everett Medical Center and was later flown to Seattle, where he remained in critical condition at the children’s hospital until his death Monday.

Five children interviewed by investigators told the Swohomish County Sheriff’s Office that the burial idea came from the popular cartoon. Sheriff’s office detectives, who also spoke with the parents of the children, ruled Codey Porter’s death a “tragic accident.”

Source: ABC News