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Glorious McNippon

by on November 29th, 2009 at 11:54 pm, under Video

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A Very Anime Thanksgiving

by on November 29th, 2009 at 2:09 am, under Text

some things happened.

some things happened.

A little Thanksigiving cheer from The Anime Reality, just in time for three days after Thanksgiving.

A little Thanksigiving cheer from The Anime Reality, just in time for three days after Thanksgiving.

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Grey Acumen: Tired Of This

by on November 2nd, 2009 at 11:27 am, under Text

Grey Acumen originally did not wish to share this crap, but decided he was obligated to as it is “one of his better pieces.”  We’ve formally asked for another dramatic reading from The Ac himself, more as this develops.

I thought I could count on you, but I guess I was wrong
You accuse me as if I had really been thinking it all along
So I guess this is it, you’re leavin, just like the ones before
Now I’m finally sick of this crap and I’m NOT TAKING IT ANYMORE!

I’m through with this shit! Had enough of it! I don’t need you by my side!
You falsely accuse, and our friendship abuse when you go run and hide!
I’m so tired of you, just look what you do, I thought you were my friend
We all make mistakes, but that’s all it takes for you to bring it all to an end

I’ve only got one person, keeping me holding on to hope
Everybody else is only keeping me at the end of my rope
I thought there could be more and that you might be one
But the moment it gets tough you simply decide to run

I’m through with this shit! Had enough of it! I don’t need you by my side!
Why risk the danger of counting on strangers, when it always ends in a lie?
I opened my heart and you all tore it apart, how much do I have to bleed?
I’m so tired of you, and I’m glad that we’re through. I’ve got the one I need!

I don’t know what reason you have to pick my words apart
Inserting your own paranoia where you couldn’t find any fault
Despite this, though I don’t know why, I’ll take a chance on you
Even though you’ve abandoned me I won’t do the same to you

I’m through with this shit! Had enough of it! I’m saying it’s got to end
I’m not going to walk these eggshells when I talk in order to keep a friend.
I’ve told you my mind, but you only want to find a way to say good bye
but if that’s how it is, then I’ll hardly miss, this friendship that’s purely a lie.

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PikaBelleChu proposed to by her Raichu

by on October 23rd, 2009 at 12:37 am, under Image, Video

Click through for pictures of this Guinness World Record Holder’s terrible playplace of a house.

(continue reading…)

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Tommy-san

by on September 30th, 2009 at 8:36 am, under Text

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Anime at the Gates

by on September 21st, 2009 at 8:38 pm, under Image

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Thanks, Paul.

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Hard-Hitting Questions, Mk. 3

by on September 2nd, 2009 at 7:38 pm, under Text

You can't argue facts, MOM.

You can't argue facts, MOM.

Who ya gonna call? DAD BUSTERS

Who ya gonna call? DAD BUSTERS

Sorry, baby, you're just not <b>kawaii</b> enough.

Sorry, baby, you're just not kawaii enough.

Feel free to copy/paste those links... I chose not to.

Feel free to copy/paste those links... I chose not to.

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Hard-Hitting Questions, Part 2

by on August 28th, 2009 at 9:20 am, under Text

Well folks, Yahoo Answers is turning out to be a goldmine.  Expect much more in the future.

Why aren't boners prevalent in my choice of popular anime?? ARRGHHH

Why aren't boners prevalent in my choice of popular anime?? ARRGHHH

I've been asking this question for years, kid.

I've been asking this question for years, kid.

I can't tell who's joking here.

I can't tell who's joking here.

Instead of letting your 5 year old sister sleep with you, just sleep with her!

Instead of letting your 5 year old sister sleep with you, just sleep with her!

Finally, some honest answers.

Finally, some honest answers.

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Answers to Hard-Hitting Questions

by on August 25th, 2009 at 11:01 pm, under Text

Thanks for clearing that up, Stephen.

Thanks for clearing that up, Stephen.

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