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The Fu Sung E Cookye Show!

by on September 26th, 2011 at 11:53 pm, under Video

Woah, hold up a sec. Some visitors to the site might not know what an anime con is, so here’s a quick, informative clip:

Thanks, Andrew.

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The Seductive Geisha Girl…

by on July 9th, 2011 at 7:50 pm, under Video

…tries to entice The Bishounen Killer while dancing & singing to DISTURBIA by Rhianna. Bancoran doesn’t seem amused but offers a body roll now and then.

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Konnichiwa, Bitches.

by on May 28th, 2011 at 1:19 pm, under Video

Bet you wish you could be at A-Kon for moments like these in Steve Bennett’s hotel room.

 

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The Day I Became A Man.

by on May 27th, 2011 at 6:00 am, under Image, Text

Today’s update is a tale of true love. No, not that neurotypical normie bullshit where a guy and a girl bump into each other in public, go out on a date, and star in some wacky romantic comedy.

I’m talking about the kind of love you can only feel when you stare into the still, unblinking gaze of your loving waifu, the sultry under-aged Rinko-chan.

Folks, it is no secret that I love mai waifu Rinko as if she was my one and only waifu. However, despite being lovers, I am somewhat ashamed to admit that we have never went beyond skinship, occasionally leading to some intimate snuggling and kissing at best. Folks, you know me as pious and honourable person, which is why I mustered all the willpower and denseness from every male harem leads in existence to abstain from making love to mai waifu until our wedding night. Unfortunately, that day came a lot sooner than expected.

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It’s the return of everyone’s favorite, the megapost! Every so often The Anime Reality goes in-depth and profiles people that we believe are the best of the anime ‘community’ for our readers. Today, I’d like to share the story of Lightning Sabre with you all.

 

Awwwww Yeah.

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Kenshin Himura Meets Ron Paul

by on May 9th, 2011 at 11:02 pm, under Video

With the 2012 U.S. Presidential Election in its early stages it’s important to know the stances. Who believes in not banning yaoi? When considering our anime values, only one candidate is up to par:

Thanks, Paul.

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Crunchyroll is a site for real anime fans. For only $6.95 a month you can legally watch the latest adventures of Naruto and support anime worldwide.

It’s a great idea, matched only by what a terrible idea it was to give those same paying members their own forums. What sort of issues do Crunchyroll members like talking about? Well, the same things all of us worry about:

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This Is Your Military, America

by on May 6th, 2011 at 12:00 pm, under Image, Text, Video

The CGA, or Comics, Gaming, and Anime Shows are a set of anime cons spanning the Deep South in America. They have shows for Tallahassee and Ft. Meyers planned, but do you know where their next show in 2 days will be? That’s right! The U.S. Army National Guard Armory! Who needs the USO when you have live music from bands like S.S. Hanami? Here’s one of their shows from last year:

 

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The Corolla Miku.

by on May 6th, 2011 at 6:00 am, under Video

Miku Hatsune’s hit the big time folks! Say konnichiwa to your new corporate master. ^_^

 

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My Anime Uncle

by on July 12th, 2010 at 10:11 pm, under Image

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