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Neurowear: Cat Ears for Humans

by on May 5th, 2011 at 11:00 pm, under Video

Some Japanese company called Neurowear has developed a set of moving cat ears that are operated by the wearer’s brainwaves. This is part of some larger line of brainwave-controlled fashion items.

The ears perk up, droop, and twitch according to the brain activity of the wearer. Finally, you can express your inner catgirl (or boy) without holding your hands up to your head like some idiot human. Check out a quick demonstration below:

Now whenever you see a cute guy on the street, you can console yourself and your wistful longing because your ears respond to how fucking pathetic you are. KAWAII~! =^_^= But don’t worry, because surely some desperate horde of white nerds is just around the corner, simply waiting for the opportunity to vie for your wretched attentions.

You can read more details about the item and company at Wired UK, if you really care to know. Thanks to @DotCom9000 for the tip.

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Shippo: Horrible Nerd Alarm

by on June 21st, 2013 at 5:19 am, under Text, Video

Did you purchase Neurowear’s previous brain-wave controlled accessory and fail to completely alienate your friends and family? Well, Neurowear has got you covered with their new product: Shippo!

Now, everyone can visually identify you as a person to actively ignore and avoid when your butt starts wagging in the manga section at Barnes & Noble. The shippo item is still in the prototype stage, but be sure to keep an eye on it and get your pre-orders in (XXL and XXL only).

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