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Why Are Some Girls so Offended by Chivalry?

by on March 3rd, 2013 at 5:23 pm, under Image, Text

Why are women so put off by the fact that I go out of my way to treat women like anime babies and pretend to be a knight? Haven’t they seen episode 28 of Sugoi Love Love Harem Atheist Ninja? That guy gets all the chicks on the show, so why isn’t it working when I do it in real life? This is why chivalry is dying, it’s all women’s fault! They deserve to date those big jerks if their retarded toddler minds can’t understand that I’m the only male on the planet that respects women for who they are. That bitch didn’t even offer to sleep with me and I HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR HER!

Current Mood: Naruto

Listening to: How Could This Happen to Me – Simple Plan

Why are some girls offended by chivalry?

I also make a scene over my acts of general politeness.

I also make a scene over my acts of general politeness.

"Yeah, I'm not like most girls." - Every girl in high school ever

“Yeah, I’m not like most girls.” – Every girl in high school ever

Did they stop teaching the difference between, "your," and, "you're?"

Did they stop teaching the difference between, “your,” and, “you’re?”

I want to visit the alternate dimension these people live in where opening doors for others is super rare and a big deal.

I want to visit the alternate dimension these people live in where opening doors for others is super rare and a big deal.

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8 Comments for this entry

  • Nathan

    the capitaL L’s in the Last post are reaLLy annoying me

    • Anonymous

      Heh, I was thinking the same thing. It reminds me of “The Pink Flamingo” TV show from Max Payne when it talks and the subtitles capitalize all the S’s.

      I can’t stop laughing at the third comment about a girl spreading their legs. Deep inside, he knows he’s not joking and really wants that to happen. So now the theory is, if I hold a door open, I should get instant pussy

    • fuck nasa

      it’s to show disdain for the little l’s, a rival anime gang

  • Mark

    Some idiotic geeks found on the Internet like to do stupid shit like capitalizing certain letters or writing certain letters twwice (see what I did there?) to look cool or whatever.

  • your mom

    This post is perfect-i mean your first paragraph, it embodies the definition of the idea about being “friend-zoned” too.

  • Merc

    I do not understand these people. Even in the northeast where people are apparently rude and unpersonable, everyone holds doors for everyone, almost always. I’ve never gotten a dirty look, ever.

  • Anonymous

    I held a door open for four Mexican gals last night after dinner and I’m portly and average looking. I got thank yous and no mean looks. Now I can stalk them and get in their pants

  • G

    Chivalry is just misogyny with a hero complex.

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