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by on October 4th, 2012 at 5:26 pm, under Image, Text

Cuddles for Hire

Let’s Have Some Hot Cuddly Fun – m4w – 30 (Anime)

I am looking to have a lot of fun with a cute women who is interested in having hella cuddles and going on from there to even more satisfying fun. I am a white male who is 5’3 420lbs and d/d free and i know how to work it. I have my own apt and car so i can make it to you if you can’t make it to me. I am just looking to meet up with someone down to earth who enjoys just having a good time with a good guy who likes to laugh. I enjoy kissing, anime, rubbing, licking, and definitely goku among other things. So if you want to hang out with a good looking fun guy let me know and we can get together.

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9 Comments for this entry

  • Gungerman

    What the fuck.

  • Orson

    This is the creepiest shit I have read in a long time

  • Anonymous

    It tends to go like this if you’re the smart nerd:

    You’re young and full of optimism at first, but then you realize you’re not a girl’s cup of tea.

    You try to make yourself better, but your habits are habits, you can’t work around them no matter how hard you try (probably because you’re lazy or ignorant).

    You become depressed and either deal with it, drink, drug it, cut, whatever.

    You later accept your fate and either swallow lead, drown, etc or you just let go and move on.

    Then you take it a step further by finding no shame in doing what this guy does…

    I speak from slight experience minus the pathetic parts and gave up on dating and the like myself, but the FUCK I’d do anything remotely close to this sad sad fool

  • wah

    I wish this was real, but if you do some quick googling you’ll find it’s just a copypasta.

  • Jason

    Even if this is fake, still funny as fuck.

  • Mr. Badguy

    Man, not even dry humping? I think dry humping would have preserved both their dignities.

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