It is a tale. Told by a pedophile, full of potatoes and violent threats, signifying nothing.
Welcome to the end of the Colonel McBadass saga. If you’ve been keeping up with his articles and the rambling comments he’s been vomiting out on this very website, you’ve probably noticed the delusional tough guy persona he puts on. His terrible views on statutory rape laws cultivated a lot of hate, but it was after he started threatening violence and sexual assault on a teenage girl that YouTube user shinkaito called him out on one of his endless fight challenges. Colonel McSanders tried to save face and agreed to this anime honor duel, making a response video (incorrectly calling him “masukaito”) and told him to meet up at a middle school for their showdown.
Shinkaito, wisely knowing this guy should not be anywhere near a middle school ever, set up an alternate location at a park. The potato took him up on this new location, giving various video responses where he claimed he was “training” for the fight and going to totally destroy shinkaito. Luckily for us, shinkaito had the consideration to bring a video camera and show what happened when the fateful time finally arrived. Let’s take a look at this exciting fight footage! Make sure you turn on annotations.
He never showed up. As you can see from his comment, he doesn’t even try to rationalize his hiding out by saying the whole affair was stupid in the first place. It’s the perfect event to close on this great potato adventure, and this video basically sums up his personality better than anything else could. Let’s take a short trip down memory lane to cap this off:
Hahaha, just kidding. A guy like this will probably have plenty of opportunities to humiliate himself some more, so keep posted.




May 21st, 2012 on 4:23 am
He seems like a really angry individual. He obviously has resentment towards something or someone. I just wonder what or who it is.
May 21st, 2012 on 4:36 am
with any luck he will continue to think i am actually putting a single iota of effort into making him madpost, because this has been the best payoff for two minutes’ worth of lazy typing i’ve had in almost a year
– Literally Hitler
May 21st, 2012 on 10:22 am
I want to live in this alternate reality where accepting a challenge and then backing out at the last minute makes you superior to the person who issued it.
May 21st, 2012 on 9:29 pm
20 years from now, when Ephebophile rights are simply a standard, people will look back on Glenn’s treatment of Colonel Badass and wonder how this kind of bigotry could have been tolerated.
May 23rd, 2012 on 10:37 am
You fools! He’s a ninja! He’s there, it’s just that we can’t see him.
July 10th, 2012 on 8:20 pm
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWEhID_ZwieFK7dUUHkXwKQ/feed?filter=1
He’s back and grudgewanking!
August 18th, 2012 on 4:03 am
His account finally got banned, but he’s made another. I love what the little potato said about having lots of money is nothing to be proud of. In a capitalist society, you’re saying that? Clearly, his “lofty” standards are on the table
February 25th, 2013 on 10:23 pm
I haven’t let go of my vendetta, and I never will, and in 11 months, I’m going to hunt lola down, and shut that little bitch up for good.
September 26th, 2013 on 2:38 am
as long as she can run moderately quickly i would imagine she’s quite safe
January 25th, 2014 on 3:21 pm
Hey Harold, it’s been a full 11 months, and last I checked, lolacat is still very much alive. Once again, you’re full of shit.