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The Great Anime Duel: Colonel McBadass vs shinkaito

by on May 21st, 2012 at 12:49 am, under Video

It is a tale. Told by a pedophile, full of potatoes and violent threats, signifying nothing.

Welcome to the end of the Colonel McBadass saga. If you’ve been keeping up with his articles and the rambling comments he’s been vomiting out on this very website, you’ve probably noticed the delusional tough guy persona he puts on. His terrible views on statutory rape laws cultivated a lot of hate, but it was after he started threatening violence and sexual assault on a teenage girl that YouTube user shinkaito called him out on one of his endless fight challenges. Colonel McSanders tried to save face and agreed to this anime honor duel, making a response video (incorrectly calling him “masukaito”) and told him to meet up at a middle school for their showdown.

Shinkaito, wisely knowing this guy should not be anywhere near a middle school ever, set up an alternate location at a park. The potato took him up on this new location, giving various video responses where he claimed he was “training” for the fight and going to totally destroy shinkaito.┬áLuckily for us, shinkaito had the consideration to bring a video camera and show what happened when the fateful time finally arrived. Let’s take a look at this exciting fight footage! Make sure you turn on annotations.

He never showed up. As you can see from his comment, he doesn’t even try to rationalize his hiding out by saying the whole affair was stupid in the first place. It’s the perfect event to close on this great potato adventure, and this video basically sums up his personality better than anything else could. Let’s take a short trip down memory lane to cap this off:

Potato and Juliet

Potato and Juliet

Not everyone can wuss out from a fight and still try to act tough

Not everyone can wuss out from a fight and still try to act tough

Gonna need protein to buff up! *eats 20 buckets of KFC*

Gonna need protein to buff up! *eats 20 buckets of KFC*

Clearly the superior being here

Clearly the superior being here

Hahaha, just kidding. A guy like this will probably have plenty of opportunities to humiliate himself some more, so keep posted.

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