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Colonel McBadass Update: Ephebephile 4 Life!

by on May 13th, 2012 at 7:45 pm, under Text

Pedophile apologist, Colonel McBadass, decided to close all of his previous YouTube accounts after being called out on his statutory rape laws video. I’m kind of surprised he folded so quickly, considering how long he tried to play internet tough guy. Luckily for us, he decided he couldn’t just sit back and let people tell him it’s wrong to want to have sex with 13-year-olds. Here are some gems from his new accounts:

How dare girls not appreciate pedophiles!?

How dare girls not appreciate pedophiles!?

The Great Irish Potato Rage

The Great Irish Potato Rage

Age is irrelevant!

Age is irrelevant!

Gotta stay legit.

Gotta stay legit.

Spudileo

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32 Comments for this entry

  • ross

    it never ceases to amaze me how these self-appointed prophets and holders of superior intellect can scarcely string two sentences together without finding some manner of making it painful to read their drivel. surely if you’re so much more intelligent than everyone else, it wouldn’t kill you to write a little better?

    oh, wait. you can’t if you’re some giant autistic man-child who unironically thinks he can justify sex acts with children who are so young they have only just reached the early stages of puberty. this is probably because you’re neither particularly intelligent nor superior to anybody else. you are just a fucking weirdo who for some reason thinks that they are the sole oracle of truth and logic in the universe.

    • ross

      oh, and also a complete sociopath who needs to be on some kind of future sex offender watchlist; i almost forgot that part

  • Frederick R. McBadass

    Yeah, I mean, having an opinion about a law? It’s horrific! I probably should turn myself in right now! Oh, and uh, thanks for the laugh, guys.

  • Frederick R. McBadass

    Ha Ha Ha. You guys are stupid.

  • Frederick R. McBadass

    Check out Glenn’s other video to see him and the other Nazi/Cultist/Jim Crow supporters get told what a bunch of morons they are!

  • ross

    laughing so hard you’re actually trying to discredit the source of your alleged mirth, intriguing

  • Frederick R. McBadass

    I take much pride in the fact that relatively normal people are many times my inferior. No reason to discredit, dissemble, or dissuade.

  • ross

    jesus christ, psychologists must wet themselves with glee whenever they see you coming

  • Prospector Chang

    Yeehaw! Confucius says ‘if there’s grass on the field, then don’t play today because the school security is watching and the field custodians are clearing up the field from used condoms and rock debris’.

    Dang, Confucius dem got dat right YEEHAW!

  • Prospector Chang

    Also I like how his argument is ‘I am smart therefore I am right”
    YEEHAW HE WOULD MAKE AN ACADEMIC PROUD!

    • ross

      he’s not even particularly intelligent, he’s simply a barely-functioning sperglord who has delusions of grandeur and thinks his own logic to be watertight while everyone else is a biased, insane moron. it’s pretty common for them to think they’re somehow superior if they’re never given a reality check, when in reality most of them have average or below average intellect. his entire line of argument in the statutory rape video was essentially just ad hominem attacks and a lot of angry, whiny swearing. he appears at least somewhat eloquent when he writes, presumably because he has time to work with and hasn’t really been put on the spot, but once again his arguments are mostly just personal attacks and the occasional appearance of what he apparently classifies as logic. i have yet to see him make a single compelling argument, and every time it looks like he’s actually trying to make one he cuts himself off and unleashes another verbal tirade.

      it’s fairly obvious to anyone with a functional brain that he has very little in the way of actual debate, preferring instead to fall back on his supposed superiority. he probably hopes he’s using enough big words to provide the illusion of superior intellect, but when someone who isn’t actually that smart tries to speak above themselves, all it does is make it painfully obvious just how average they are.

    • ross

      in addition to what i just wrote, when someone resorts to threats (or ‘promises’ or whatever else he’ll excuse them as), you know they have no argument; you also know they are fairly intellectually inferior.

  • Jason

    This guy is obviously a raging pedophile.

  • Frederick R. McBadass

    So instead of using the simplest argument or trying to show how I’m wrong(both of which, I’ve done.) You resort to slurs, and say things like “how average they are.” I was just saying how you guys give into the whole mob mentality thing when I compared you to bigots, but… Jesus Christ.

  • Frederick R. McBadass

    Can’t wait to hear your opinions on those “dumb negroes” or those “disgusting queers”. How about those “evil, filthy, Jews”!? They kill the man whose name you keep using, and they dare to not believe in him!?

    • potatoman cometh

      Are you seriously fucking comparing paedophilia to being gay, black, or Jewish?

      The difference here, in case you’ve missed it, is that being gay, black and Jewish aren’t inherently exploitative. FUCKING A NAIVE CHILD WHO LEGALLY CANNOT CONSENT IS, THO.

    • Prospector Chang

      Whoah, whoah, let me give you a piece of advice my pappy got from his ancient ancestors back in good old China
      ‘He who does not understand that he is a dumbass should be raped by a horde of raging mongols’.
      My pappy’s words, not mine friend.

  • Frederick R. McBadass

    One more thing, Adolf, I resorted to threats because nobody would so as much as acknowledge a single argument I made, no need to waste logic on people who aren’t getting it. Using threats because logic falls on deaf ears vs. resorting to bigotry because you’re unable to think of a single argument on your own. It’s easy to see who’s inferior here.

  • ross

    no you see there is nothing wrong with any of the groups you just brought up, because none of them think it is completely okay for grown men to capitalise on the fact that young teens are emotionally immature and prone to making terrible life decisions because they don’t know any better

    but i guess you can keep comparing those of us who take exception at the idea of creeps like you trying to get with teens to hitler, that’s cool, definitely not an insult to those killed during the war or anything. i mean shit, us calling you out for being an objectionable, horrible person with a messianic complex the likes of which i have not seen for years is absolutely comparable to being directly responsible for the deaths of something between six and ten million people and another fifty million at least indirectly.

    also using threats is never excusable, and is not something you would need to do if your arguments consisted of anything other than ad hominem bullshit and insulting our intelligence when your own is clearly rather ordinary, hope this helps!

    • ross

      p.s. real classy work reminding us how you are allegedly a superior being mere moments after trying to make out that we are comparable to nazis, whose entire philosophy hinged on… believing they were superior to those around them!

  • Frederick R. McBadass

    Are you really this fucking stupid? “sperglords”, “how average THEY are”, that is called bigotry, you stupid fuck. You feel superior to me because you don’t have something I was born with, just like a Klan member feels superior to a black person. I, on the other hand, feel superior to you because you’re an idiot.

    • ross

      i was actually told i may have it, but i never bothered to follow it up as i don’t really like using things like that as a crutch to try and justify when i do something that lands me in hot water. i don’t feel superior to you at all, i just feel like i can cantrol myself a lot better than someone who makes threats of violence over internet arguments.

      you’re really hung up on that racism thing too, huh.

    • ross

      i mean shit if you actually feel you could shoot another human being over fucking words, then you are probably going to murder someone sooner or later and need your head looked at

  • Frederick R. McBadass

    p.s. Real classy work trying to hypocritically push guilt onto me about the whole superiority thing when MY superiority is out of my lack of ignorance as opposed to lack of something you were born with like race, sexual orientation, or Autism. Bigot.

    • ross

      haha, look at you, trying to justify describing yourself as superior to another human being. it doesn’t make a blind bit of difference why you think you’re superior, you ignoramus, the very fact you do think it means you are hardly in a position to compare others to nazis or any other group who thought they were better than those around them.

      not to mention, of course, that people would probably be at least slightly less hostile towards you if you didn’t include how much better you actually believe you are than all of them in your opening statements.

  • Orson

    if you don’t have sex with kids you are literally hitler

  • Rhinestone-D

    Its like talking to a brick wall. A brick wall that fantasizes about sex with underage females.

  • General McBadass

    On January 28th, 2014, I’m hunting lola down. She and her family WILL pay for her crimes, just as she should’ve from the start.

  • طريقة تكبير العضو الذكري

    I have read so many articles regarding the blogger lovers however this post is truly a good paragraph, keep it up.

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