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by on May 1st, 2012 at 12:04 pm, under Image, Text

The purple thing is a fursuit mask.

The purple thing is a fursuit mask.

Hi again! This is quite old by now, but I wanted to post about it anyway.

Two furries, who posted videos of themselves on YouTube joyriding around in their fursuits (this video has since been deleted), got into a huge fucking accident and died last month near Silver Spring, MD. The news report states that they crossed over the middle line for “unknown reasons” causing them to slam into an oncoming vehicle. I guess blind spots are a pretty big issue inside of fursuit masks. Surprise.

Furry News Network quickly issued a eulogy for the deceased, highlighting their fursonas ahead of their real identities.

Double Tragedy Strikes Furry Community

The furry community suffered a double blow last Thursday when Vex (aka Ponybird on FurAffinity) and Loki both died in a car crash while driving eastbound on Piney Branch Road near Silverspring, MD.

The 26-year-old Vex Windarian (real name Olin Dale Sorenson) was driving with Loki Blackfang (23-year-old Sylvia Clarice Taiko Reiff) in the passenger seat. Police do not as yet know why, but for some reason their car crossed into the westbound lane and was struck head-on by a tow-truck. Loki passed away at the scene. Vex was taken to a nearby hospital but was later pronounced dead.
The tow-truck driver, Melesio J. Monterroza Cartagena, sustained non-life-threatening injuries.
Vex had recently moved with his mate, Serpy Arkavia Thylacinus (SillySerpentine) to Maryland from California. Serpy is still in Maryland, but wishes to return to California. She and her mother are working on funeral arrangement.

They buried the guy with a fursuit mask and a dead, mangled bird.

They buried the guy with a fursuit mask and a dead, mangled bird.

And the best for last, of course:

"Associate at PETCO"

"Associate at PETCO"

This was a real double whammy.

This was a real double whammy.

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32 Comments for this entry

  • Nick

    So the fursuit was soiled…

    Good to know they crapped their pants right before they died while wearing their fursuits while driving.

    • Nathan

      maybe they had just finished a vigorous yiffing session, in which case “soiled” would refer to a different type of biological stain

    • Mike

      they weren’t in their fur suits. the head you see was in the trunk of the car.

  • Nathan

    the fast and the furriest

  • Bruce

    salt, sweat, fursuits on the asphalt

  • EDGE

    i think recall reading this on ed that the killed Sylvia was also a tranny too to boot.

  • ross

    the wife sounds more worried about the fursuit than the fact her husband just died, what the fuck

    • Mike

      the wife cares alot about the husband. she just mentioned that the suit was ruined. but she talks about her husband way more times than the suit head.

    • ross

      go back and read her penultimate paragraph, does that honestly sound like the kind of thing a reasonable, caring person would turn around and say literally in the same post as announcing the death of their husband?

      i mean shit i would even consider mentioning it at all in the same thread a little eyebrow-raising

    • kankuroboa

      And apparently mocking the dead and greiving is perfectly fine in your book.

      So why dont you get down from you high and mighty horse and shut up, quit saying hateful thing, and leave people alone.

    • ross

      i’m not mocking the dead and nor am i saying hateful things, i am merely questioning the tact of that post as it seems a little odd to even be giving a moment’s thought to the wants and needs of random people online at a time like that

      feel free to continue putting words in my mouth though, since you obviously feel the need to tell others to shut up right after telling them to ‘get down from you high and mighty horse’

    • kankuroboa

      Weither you think you are mocking them or not, that is what it sounds like. I have yet to mix your words around or put words in your mouth, I am mearly taking them for what they seem like to me.

      As for the looking into the wants and needs of others, perhaps she was looking for a distraction to keep her from turning inward. Even then she doesen”t need her actions questioned, she did what she thought was right for herself and her husband. From what i see the things she did were are very thoughtful and meaningful.

    • Mike

      so, its wrong to talk about a suit but not wrong to make fun of the dead?

    • ross

      i wasn’t aware that raising concerns like that in a manner lacking disparaging remarks or any kind of expression of amusement was suddenly mocking. apparently i need to purchase the latest copy of the oxford english dictionary; looks like my definitions are out of date.

    • E

      Okay well just to clear things up… I’m not sure how that FA post sounds like the wife (me) cared more about the suit but the thing is, that account was just for the suit only and was just mean to say that the Serpy suit was no more. The suit was actually not that damaged at all, it was easily repairable, and damages were hardly noticeable anyway. I could have kept it but she felt it was not right to keep the suit as it was a reminder… and it would be very wrong to wear the suit in public ever again because everyone knows the suit was in the crash and had blood on it. So in a way, the suit died with him. If I only cared about the suit, she would have kept parading it around or got a new suit right away. There are more caring journals written about just him on my main FA account, and on the main account there were not talks of the suit, just me and him. On my fursuit account only one journal was posted just to give and update on the suit, since it was just the fursuit account. So there was no need to write so much since it was all written in my main account. I’m reading over the journal again and I’m not even sure how it shows that the suit was cared for more than my husband.. I did mention Olin a lot… But I don’t expect you to know this since you don’t really know us. Perhaps Those journals should have been crossed posted? Maybe then this post wouldn’t have gotten people’s reading comprehensions mixed up or confused. I just wanted to clear it up that the journal was just as an update on the suit only, assuming that people are mostly following my journals on my main account. But with that said, I understand how a few people can assume the worst about that journal on my Serpy account. I’m really sorry for all the trouble it caused and I understand now how people would take my post as more about the suit. Of course I meant that THAT post was more mentioning about the suit, I didn’t think people would go that far as to assumed that I cared about the suit more. I know it’s been years old and I understand that this website states that it is about “satire” but this this still kinda hurts. And I wanted to clear things up with you and anyone who happens to read this. But I hope you find it in your heart to understand where I’m coming from and I really hoped I cleared things up. I was wondering if you would ever delete your article here? If not, then it’s okay I can’t stop you I hope people can at lease see my response here and not make fun of it. And I really just wish that we can understand each other, at least I feel more calm now, that’s why I didn’t respond right away after this article was made. I just hope we can understand each other. I’m really sorry for the confusion and for the trouble.

  • Prospector Chang

    Holy fuck this is awesome YEEHAW!

  • kankuroboa

    What the fuck is wrong with all of you, mocking a grieving wife and mocking the dead, whet the hell would all of you don’t if it was you in her place.

    • Ami

      I’m thankful to know that there are still a few decent people left in the world. Thank you for your respect and care.

  • Ami

    How dare you guys mock him?! Olin was the kindest, most gentle person I ever knew! His wife grieves for him nightly, and all you can do is MOCK him?! What kind of people are you?! You know absolutely NOTHING About him. He was a true and loyal person to Elena! Respect the dead. R.I.P older brother. <3

  • Mike

    did you read the article at all? they weren’t in their fur suits during the crash! the head was from the trunk of the car. and they weren’t speeding or going crazy at the wheel. the car lost control! READ THE ARTICAL FULLY YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!

  • Mike

    oh, btw, the video of them joyriding was from 2009. it was the only time they did that and the accident wasn’t from the joy ride. it was from a mechanical failure.

  • Nathan

    i’m always somewhat surprised when people find the stuff we’ve written about them

    • Anonymous

      Took the words right out of my mouth. It’s like Mike, for example, is waiting and not going to work as he sits by to race in and white knight two dead people with an odd fetish and once a reply strikes, OMFGIHAVETOPOSTTHATSSOOFFENSIVEGABBAGABBAHEYYYYY

  • Anonymous

    kankuroboa, just shut the hell up. I think Ross is fully aware it’s a tragedy, but using logical fallacy in the sense that because Ross’ level of condolence does not match what yours is or what you expect others to be does not make it right for you to go on some emotional trip like you’re right just because you care so much.

    One of my roomies died of pneumonia when he was 23. He had a bad heart, didn’t exercise right, already had a pace maker, I could go on. I felt bad, but I told my other roomies, and they even agreed, it’s no surprise. I didn’t cry or fall into grief. Does that make me a bad uncaring person too just because I expected it to happen?

    • Kankuroboa

      No that is different i felt that he was berating her for the way she handled things. that is what i didn’t feel was right, Not some simple minded “hey you should feel more sorry for her because blah blah” The way I saw things most of what was on here origionaly looked like an attack at the time. Now if that’s not the intention fine i will still not say sorry for what was worded aggressively.

  • Noneofyourfuckingbusiness

    This needs to stop. There is NO REASON you should be upsetting serpy, this happend A VERY LONG TIME AGO. Drop this shit now. Move on with your life, she’s a grieving wife and you people show NO sympathy for her. I sincerely hope you all find happiness and joy in your life instead of causing drama 24/7 most of you are probably people who live in their parents house with nothing better to do.

    • E

      No worries, this is old and it has stopped. We’re just hoping to take down the article is all because it’s still a reminder.

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