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Chivalry is Obese

by on April 8th, 2012 at 10:03 pm, under Text

The anime fandom can’t get enough of the ideals of chivalry and bushido. The cultures and circumstances that created these concepts no longer exist, but that doesn’t stop anime nerds from being a knight in pocky armor, gallantly holding the door open for any approaching woman. Let’s see what has to think about the issue.

What do the others have to say about this?

The secret door opening society

Keep an eye out for those female creatures

Code of Chivalry: Open all the doors. All of them.

There’s gotta be someone out there that isn’t obsessed with opening doors. What about you, Nihonomaru?

Why don't those dumb bitches appreciate my door opening skills?

That avatar is all you need to see about this person.

Dumb females, don't appreciate my respect for women

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3 Comments for this entry

  • ross

    “i respect MY women”

    yeah, okay, i’m sure you do respect “YOUR” women!

  • Anonymous

    I love the guy with the green haired gal on his avatar. While he writes his words of wisdom, my eyes just look at that cleavage. Chivalry, eh?

  • Steady Hand Mcduff

    I don’t understand why holding open doors is such a big deal for people, you’re not “chivalrous” if you hold open a door for somebody, you’re courteous. I hold open doors for people all the time, but that’s just because i’m canadian and if i do otherwise i break out in a horrible rash

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