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KingdomHeartsFrantic: Return of the Sperg

by on October 2nd, 2011 at 8:47 pm, under Image, Text, Video

I thought we’d take a look back and see what KingdomHeartsFrantic has been doing lately. After the last article about him, he came out saying that he only played a character on his youtube channel, claiming he only spent hundreds of dollars on anime paraphernalia for his show, and his multiple journals and forum accounts were done in character. Luckily, we are not retarded and know that he’s the frumpy ass weeaboo we’ve seen him to be. What has he been sperging about lately though? Well, let’s take a look.

The deviantart

His most recent journal entry deals with his original youtube account (UltimateUKFFFan) being deleted. He has since created a new account (linked above) and promises that, “Things are going to be different now. Things are going to be bigger, things are going to be better. As Legacy’s old theme used to say “It’s a new day, it’s a new generation. It’s a new day. No we never look back, no we’re never lookin’ back.” Think that kind of applies to what’s happened here. So for all future videos please check out: KHFMcAwesome. Keep in mind this channel is still under construction at the moment, so things look a little basic right now. But soon things will be back to the way they used to be… but better!”

Keep in mind that Jack (not John, as originally thought) is now 20 years old. For those of you over 20 years old, what were you doing at that age? If you’re under 20, what do you plan to be doing? Was/is it making this?

I'm gonna hang this on my fridge.

Or these?

This one too.

My alternate reality anime self is really cool! I swear!

Remember that time in your life you thought to yourself, “Man, I wish I could’ve dreamed big enough to make some shitty self-insert game covers!” No you don’t, because that would be retarded. I think he’s kind of holding himself in some kind of maturity stasis. He already thinks he’s this popular, cool, talented person that totally doesn’t look like a chubby Carrot Top because he indulges in his perfect anime fantasies so much. Why bother to genuinely improve yourself or your life when the fantasy persona you’ve made for yourself is already perfect? I’m not giving him a free pass on this for his autism either, since many autistic people attempt to rise above their social disability and function just like everyone else.

He still makes no mention of working a steady job, going to college, or anything else you think a young adult would be doing.

His Youtube

His youtube account has apparently been taken down for copyright reasons. Naturally, his youtube fans shook their rotund bodies in rage, jiggling their mass of rolls off their anime body pillows, grabbing their typing wands with their greasy sausage fingers and causing the 5.8 magnitude earthquake on the east coast of the US. I’m sure he’s touched to have such an accomplished fan base supporting him and demanding more videos where he talks about hiding hentai from his grandma.

His youtube account may be gone, but his greasy legacy is still there. Many of the video responses to his old videos are still up. Even GokuFievel has posted a video response to one of this uploads in some kind weird anime asshole version of six degrees of separation.

In the mean time, he can nurse his wounds by grabbing onto girls at anime conventions. Keep living the dream, bro!

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4 Comments for this entry

  • Nero

    Someone mind telling me how 1 weaboo on the internet become “an inspiration” to other weebs?

    Also I like how people just rage at YouTube because their favorite YouTube nobody got their account suspended. It’s not like they can make another account or something.

    There are some things I will just never understand.

    • pearlharbor

      I like how people rage at others just because they have a different life style than their own. Who the gives a shit how these people live? They aren’t hurting anybody but perhaps only themselves. Yes, there are some things I will just never understand.

    • Bruce


  • twobombswerentenough

    20 years old and he’s still a fat bastard :> lol

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