The Anime Reality RSS

This is the best post on the internet.

by on August 16th, 2011 at 1:50 pm, under Text

Given the norm rap cannot stand up to other genres of music
No matter how popular or accepted it gets. Everything it lacks, one finds elsewhere.
Rap is the lowest form of stealing – fourthly when compared to other genres.

Notable rap songs (that still pale in comparison to everything else in my music collection): Satoshi Ise – Stage of Finalfight: Needle, Staffroll; Kenichiru Fukui – Shudder; Jun Senoue and Fumie Kamatani – Wild Canyon, Meteor Herd, Unknown from M.E. – Theme of Knuckles

Rap bands or ‘artist’s I’ve hard that suck: Will Smith, Eve, Missy Elliot, Outkast, Eminem, Jay-Z, Ja Rule, DMX, Nas, P. Diddy, M.C. Hammer, Ice Cube, J. LO, Pink, Sisqo, Quincy Jones (should have stayed with jazz you fop fool!), Pharcyde, Nappy Roots, Beastie Boys, Busta Rhymes, Shaq, Run DMC, Coolio, Snoop Dog

So you can’t say I haven’t listened to enough rap to know that it isn’t music.

Songs more appealing than rap:

Nobuo Uematsu – The Landing, The Mission, Force Your Way, Find Your Way, Heresy, The Spy, Eyes on Me, Premonition, Lunatic Pandora, Martial Law, The Castle, Maybe I’m a Lion, The Extreme; One-Winged Angel, Still More Fighting, JENOVA, Jenova Absolute, Main Theme of FFVII, Battle with X-Death, Battle with Gilgamesh, Cursed Earths, The Firepowered Ship; Vama ‘alla Flamenco, Decisive Battle, Celyrya Trunk, Iifa Tree, Gurugo Volcano, Terra, Pandemonium, Memoria, Battle with Kuja, Last Battle, Figaro Castle, Terra, A New Continent, Devil’s Lab, World of Ruin, Decisive Battle, Fierce Battle, Dancing Mad

Yasunori Mitsuda – Tyrano Castle, Battle with Magus, Ocean Palace, Time Circuits, Black Omen, World Revolution, Lavos’ Core; Dragon God, Another Termina, People Seized With Life, Dead Sea Ruined Tower, Chronomantique, Predicament, Ancient Dragon’s Fort, Radical Dreamers, Chronopolis; Unique Person’s Banquet, God’s Fist, Fight!! Then Riot; U.M.N. Mode, Gnosis, Durandal, Battle, Albedo, The Miracle, The Resurrection, Omega, Last Battle; Forest of the Black Moon, Id, Thames – Men of the Sea, Knight of Fire, Ancient Dance, Dazil, June Mermaid, Omen, Jaws of Ice, Awakening, Baring Fangs at God

Masashi Hamauzu – Majestat, Feldschlact I, Naturvolk, Trotzkopf, Erlkonig, Heimatlose, Untergrund, Besessenheit, Thema, Variation, Dithyrambus, Todfiend, Feldschlact II, Botshaft, Erfolg, Nachtigall, Interludium, Feldschlact III, Weltall, Feldschalct IV, Manie, Todesengal, Blitz Off, Thunder Plains, Decisive Battle, Challenge

Daisuke Ishiwatari – Holy Orders (Be Just or Be Dead), Writhe in Pain, Blue Water Blue Sky, Feel a Fear, The Original, Babel Nose, Liquor Bar and Drunkard, A Solitude That Asks Nothing in Return, Awe of She, Still in the Dark; Boom Town Blues, Midnight Carnival; Black Soul, Prologue (Shout and Burning), Suspicious Cook

Noriyuke Iwadare – Liligue, Fight!! Ver. 1, Carbo, Fight!! Ver 2 – Purification of Darkness, Fight!! Ver 3, Fight!! Ver 4 – Last Battle, A Deus, Cancaoa do Povo; Decisive Battle, Ganbo, Dight Village, Boss Battle, Mullen, Zilpadon; Boss Battle, Hiro Battle, Behind Pentagulia, Growing Fear, Melancholy Heart

Yoshino Aoki – Casually (Overworld Theme 2), Flight!, The Champion, Fighting Man, McNeil Manor, Turning Point, Donden, Conflict of Dragons, Technology, Even the Sun is Happy, Boss Battle; An Easy Win, Fighters, A Warringt God, Bastard Sword, How Long Will the Rain Last, Brave Heart, . . . And Yet the Merchants Will Go, A Raging Emporor’s Banquet, Dragon’s Blood, Turismo, Seagull Flies

Konami – Dance of Pales, Finale Toccata, Tragic Prince, Wood Carving Partitia, Rainbow Cemetary, Tower of Mist, Festival of Servants, Enchanted Banquet, Death Dance, Marble Gallery

Michiru Naruke, Damzen, Battle with Cocytus, Battle with Kuiper Tentacle; There’s Only One Schrodinger Family, Crossfire Sequence

Satoshi Ise – Stage of Geese: Vigor Force, Stage of Sakazaki: Scrap Beats, Stage of Terry: Higher and Higher, Stage of Paopao Cafe: Sonic Party, Stage of Sagat: Naked Blow, Chun-li vs. Mai, Ryu vs. Kyo

Jun Senoue and Fumie Kamatani – Escape from the City, Green Hill, Pyramid Cave, Theme of Sonic, Theme of Tails, Theme of Amy, Crazy Gadget, Final Rush, Sand Ocean, Radical Highway, Dry Lagoon, Security Hall, White Jungle, Final Grudges, All of the Darkness – Theme of Shade, Boss the Biolizard

Yoko Shimomura – Theme of Aya, Primal Eyes, Sotto Voice, Out of Phase, Influence of Deep, Under the Progress, Plosive Attack, Missing Perspective, Matrix, The Omnission of the World, Wheel of Fortune, Kyrie, Across the View, Femme Fatales, Somnia Memorias, Concensus; Pain the Universe, Bedight Orbit, The Darkness Nova, Orwin on Reflection, Earth Painting

Hitoshi Sakimoto – Trisection, Desert Land, Remnants, Apoplexy, Random Waltz, Antipyrectic, Bloody Excrement, Espionage, In Persuit, Antidote, Ultema the Nice Body; Climax of the Graylands Scenario, Minotaur, Golem, Wyvern, Abandoned Mines Basement 1, Iron Crab, Dark Elemental, Snowlfly Forest, Curly, Factory, Abandoned Mines Basement 2, Ogre, Ifrit, Battle with Guildenstern; Lost Forest, Boss Pipe Organ, End of the World; Chivalry and Savagery, The Fortune Teller

Motoi Sakuraba – A Feeling of Oppression, Field of Expel, Shower of Blossoms, Heraldic Emblem, Dynamite, Pyroxene, Invasion, KA.MI.KA.ZE., Decisive Battle, Field of Nede, Deadly Hatred, Theme of Rena, Mission to Deep Space, Tangency, Invade, Fight to the Last, Beasts of Prey, The Incarnation of the Devil, Integral Body and Imperfect Soul; Confidence in the Domination, Hopeless Resolution, At the Bottom of Hell is Distortion, Hard Chain Reaction, Rise Above the World, Circulate on a Windup Doll, To the Last Drop of my Blood, Behave Irrationally, Systematic Enemy, The True Nature of All; Scholar, Heat Wave, Relentless Assault, Invisible Hand, Visage, Botanical Gardens, Concrete, Aerial Fortress, Clock Tower, Descent Into Vice, Betrayal

Michiel van de Bos and Alexander Brandon – Cannonade, Organic, BOTMCA#10, Enigma, Seeker2, Mission Landing, Razorback (Unreal Mix), Fire, Three Wheels Turning, Skyward Fire, Mechanism Eight; UNATCO, Battery Park, Bunker, Area 51, Lebedev Airfield

David Arkenstone – The North Wind, Dark Alliance, Defenders of Arrakis, Tribute to Evil, The Machine, War for the Spice, Invincible, Vicotory is Inevitable

Kenji Ito – Caballero’s Factory, Dungeon #1, Battle #1, Battle #2, Battle #3, Booby Trap, Backstreets of Kowloon, Hell, Battle #4, Battle #5, Last Battle -Asellus-, Last Battle -Blue-, Last Battle -Red-, Last Battle -T260G-, Last Battle -Lute-, Last Battle -Emilia-; Perdu dans la Foret

Tate_Norio and Masahiko Hataya – Splendly Evil, Fairy, Seoul Love, Villainously, Pops Beat, Heavens

Tosikazu Tanaka – Heavy African, Ruins Excavation, Windy Day, Zoom Down, Intrigue, Bottom of the Sea, Speeder, Fierce Battle, Final Attack (Dency’s Arrange Version)

For all those idiots who say I haven’t listened to enough rap to know it isn’t music I can play that game as well. Since I’ve listened to roughly 30% of suggested rap (and wasted much time in the process) I’m going to waste your time. You have to listen to 30% of my suggested VGM list (or other VGM composers) and have a decent understanding of the musical aesthetics in each song for any of your comments to hold water. Otherwise, your non-points are moot.

:, , Top

4 Comments for this entry

Leave a Comment

Set up or change your avatar.

Legal Disclaimer

Content posted on The Anime Reality is solely for the purpose of satire and entertainment, and is not copyright anyone associated with this site. Especially not us.

Archives