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9 Reasons Why Anime Will Make you a Virgin for Life

by on May 8th, 2011 at 7:53 pm, under Text

I’m pretty sure that most people would agree that a culture’s worth can be totally measured on the quality of their cartoons. Did the Sumerians have any cartoons involving ninjas sticking their fingers into each other’s butts? Fuck no, and that’s why no one gives a shit about them anymore. Go ahead and take a read on the 9 Reasons Anime is Superior to Western Animation and learn why no one will ever remember anything other than Japan 500 years from now.

4. Adult Animation

Animation of a sexual nature aimed at adults is almost non-existent in the West.

How could we have been so blind…

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3 Comments for this entry

  • NarutoFan

    My fav quotes:

    “So why is anime superior?”

    This is the metaphorical equivalent of driving a hummer; how can you NOT sound like a douche?

    “The past is made into the present and future often, taking lessons from the culture of the past and how it affects everything since then. In addition to basic cultural aspects, there’s quite a lot more history to work with as shows take place across the centuries, providing tales of characters–historical and imagined–within these periods that are often done with exacting detail.”

    So funny…

  • SugarNekoGirl

    “Relationships are treated realistically”

    Pfft. Yeah, sure pal.

  • AnimuFan

    Is this guy serious? Practically nothing can be superior over another. :/ Western animation has nearly all those reasons as well but he’s clearly too blind to see this.

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