The Anime Reality

Hello friends, we’re back, and with very important news! Did you know? You can stop throwing away your hard-earned cash to add to your Doujin collection! There’s an easier way!

It's preferable to have, you know, ACTUAL skeletons in your closet.

With today’s modern technology, it’s as easy as going to YouTube and typing in the name of your favorite Doujin/Doujinshi, reclining back in your sweaty computer chair, and proceeding with your naughty self-exploration critical analysis of the emotionally-moving plotlines.

It even comes with background music that makes you want to fruitlessly claw at your ears until the madness stops! Something that your normal doujins and doujinshis can’t possibly emulate. Don’t forget dizzying wipes and pans all over the page so you can barely focus on it anyway!

I’ve never been so happy for YouTube censorship in my life, though it’s still worrying that people are uploading things like this to their public channel.

Okay, you know what? That last one was unnerving. I think it gets the point across, though. Go put a torch to your paper doujins and doujinshis and embrace THE FUTURE. Go spend that money on a bulk set of keyboard protectors instead. I’m going to go rub some salt on my eyes to make sure I can still feel pain.