Seems like the guys over on Riuva have posted incredibly useful advice for getting an anime loving girlfriend. Check it out for yourself to get the greasy anime girl of your dreams.
Realistic expectations
1. Get a big camera and profess to be a “photographer”.
Why? Many of the hotter girl anime fans are cosplayers and hence they like having their pictures taken. Yet they don’t really know much about photography.
But here’s the crucial next step. You will ask the girl for her contacts (email, messenger, phone number) to “pass her the pictures”. Through that, you get the opportunity to talk to her. Beyond that, you could request for “personal photoshoots”, which is actually a date! Sounds awesome right? BECAUSE IT IS!!
2. Write an anime blog or be the owner of a website.
In the digital age of today, lots of cyber stalkers prowl the net. To differentiate yourself from them and establish a strong identity, you need a blog or website. The owner of a popular website like, That Anime Blog, would surely not do bad things to you if you go out with him right? I mean, he’s sooo friendly and intelligent online. The bigger your website, the more credible you seem. And if her friends read your website, it’s even better! She’ll have further incentive to date you because it adds bragging rights. Like “Hey, Janice, you love THAT anime blog right? You read it every day right? Well, that guy is my boyfriend…”
7. Research girl-hunting techniques from experts online and offline.
It’s like when you get stuck in an RPG, you need a walkthrough from gamefaqs.com right? Life is such a game. But it’s a game without savepoints and loading.
There are many dating manuals out there, many of which are tried and tested. The fundamental concept in the most effective manuals are always the same – you differentiate yourselves from other guys and make your target chase you instead. I’ll leave you to read up on this yourself. I hate to share secrets.
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The Anime Reality
I'm definitely addicted, I won't deny it. Anime is my escape from life and depression, without it IDK what I'd do.
March 12th, 2010 on 1:09 pm
Number 10 owns, especially the “Meh, she must be a slut” part. I’ve always told myself that.
…and maybe that’s why I’ve never had a girlfriend. Bah~
March 12th, 2010 on 5:52 pm
b-baka….
March 13th, 2010 on 10:22 am
5. Do not show any girls your moe collection, doujin or hentai series.
March 14th, 2010 on 2:48 pm
The best part is right after, “And don’t talk about them too, at least not too much. By too much I mean anything more than a passing sentence of the “Yeah, every guy has them” type.”
I mean, who DOESN’T have copies of “Kiddie-Rape Tentacle Incest vol. 1-7,” along with the limited-edition love pillow?
March 22nd, 2010 on 2:19 am
Girls != GameFaqs
March 23rd, 2010 on 3:37 pm
everyone who write for the anime reality is my boyfriend.
March 23rd, 2010 on 4:19 pm
writes, even