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Megapost: The Grays

by on January 17th, 2010 at 3:37 pm, under Image, Text, Video

I want to start off by saying that I have no fucking idea what this is. Really, this is one of the worst things we have found. Part cult, part internet-swordsmen circle jerk, the Grays is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever come across.

"In the end...Your greatest challange, and your greatest apponent is yourself. Self is the true GateKeeper, and it is the one you must face, if you are to ever truly become a Knight of Gray"

Join the Grays today and learn to pull off sweet jumps like this! Radical!

Do you have what it takes to join the Grays? If so, this could be you!

Another honorable warrior.

Mask of the Warrior

Even Link is a member of the Grays.

Will Gray

Meet Will Gray, founder of the Grays.

Hi!
I see you have found me. I am glad that you did. Wether you are one of my Knights, or just someone looking around…welcome.
I have been working with the medium of Boffer since 1993. I have been working on flow way before that. Over 25 yrs.

The Knights of Gray themselves are just one aspect of what I am attempting to do. Point A to point B may be a strait line, but there are many steps to reach said point. We are all on our journey, that is known as life.
We, at The Knights of Gray< are here to help light the way.

Love: It’s what we do.

~Will Gray

Will Gray: Lighting the Way

Will Gray has many forms.

There’s nothing Will Gray enjoys more than giving back to the community through instructional YouTube videos. With over 130 posted, these videos cover a wide range of topics from martial arts to life changing philosophy lessons.

Rules and code of the Grays:

Sir Thoven Spelloyal of Gray

Dashing good looks.

Sup! Name’s not gonna happen on the first view. Haha. But a few of my friends call me Slash. So let’s stick with that for now. I’m 19 and going to college with a major in Fine Arts. Gonna do that for another three semesters then I’m not really sure. Gonna keep my options open. Other than school, I work part time, currently at Burger King. The work sucks but the people I work with are cool. Other than that, I spend quite a bit of time playing guitar. Not much of a writer, but I can put out some mean jams.

Mr. Spelloyal was the person who first led me to the Grays. I’d assumed he was just another YouTube swordsman, never anticipating just how deep this rabbit hole would go.

As stated above by the man himself, Thovin is an art major. Furthermore, he states on his Grays profile that he wants to make a living as an art teacher. Based on this knowledge, one would assume he has at least some artistic talent, right? Wrong.

WRONG.

The Last Samurai

WRONG.

The Human Face

WRONG.

An original creation by Thoven

WRONG.

Inspired by Sephiroth

I’ve only profiled two members of the Grays here, but this post is already beginning to feel cluttered due to length. With over 40 members in their roster, there’s no doubt that the Grays will provide many posts worth of content over the next few days.

Stay tuned for more of these horrible people.

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