The Anime Reality

Maumastoks lives in Lithuania. He loves to shuffle.

He’s also saving himself for anime girls.

(this is my first created thread in The Pub/Bar)

Yeah…
Pretty much what happened lately:

On December 18th, Friday, there was a school’s X-mas party in a club. I shuffled there lots and many people asked me to dance ~_~
Basically I was the soul of the party there.
While I was resting I saw one my classmate, name is Kristina, (who is really slender) dancing like a pole =_= I went to her, touched her shoulder and said to start moving from the hips more. She looked at me O_O (I am always very quiet “nerd” type at school), I nodded her and walked away.

Then some time later (after an hour or so) DJs started playing rap/pop shite and I went to lay on sofas. I was laying on it for smth like 15mins and one classmate (she’s been my classmate since 1st grade – for 11.5 years already – a clever girl) came to me and said lets go – dance for us. I said it’s shite music and I am kinda tired – need some rest. She kept trying to make me go (even trying to pull me) but eventually gave up and sat down.
Then she suddenly asked: “Do you like Kristina?” (the one I advised how to dance before). I went o_O “Where did that come from?”. She answered: “Everyone’s thinking so now, talking about it”. I went =_= I told her before that I am asexual. I took out my phone, lit it up and as a wallpaper was this:

and I said her: “I like her. And that’s enough of me. Got it?”
She looked at me and said “It’s bad. It really is.” My reply: “I like it that way. And it is enough.” She walked away.

After all, who needs girls when you’ve got a Magic card collection like this?

Despite his asexuality, he uploaded an amateur video roughly translated as ‘True Love,’ where he saves his sweetheart from some muggers who can make girls faint just by talking to them.

Maumastoks’ YouTube account.

Enjoy!