Figure Cummer’s Spot [Not Work Safe]
by Glenn on October 18th, 2009 at 2:15 pm, under Image, Text
Fuck you Dylan, you fat son of a bitch. You had to link us this retarded fetish site and now we have to look through and write about it. I am going to kill myself now. I am literally going to kill myself.
Figure Cummer’s Spot is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: a community for fat people who like to jizz all over anime figures. I guess it’s just easier to fulfill your bukkake fetish when the girls can’t move or vomit uncontrollably for hours as tears stream down their faces. Let’s take a look at the exciting events going on at Figure Cummer’s Spot.
Keep the good work cumming!
It seems that overall, most of the community is pretty passive and don’t actually participate too much. Most posts tend to focus on asking people what anime figure they should buy and jizz on next. If you manage to become one of the more prolific members of the site, however, you earn your own subforum where everyone can look up pictures of you fapping over figurines of 12-year old anime girls. Those figures are expensive though (some being $100+), so most members retire their special figures before they become entirely cocooned in crusty jizz. Cumming over anime figures not your cup of tea? Don’t worry, Figure Cummer’s Spot offers a variety of objects that fat gross people enjoy fapping over. Like titty-fucking one of those anime boob mousepads.
Don’t you dare look down on them though! This site just goes to show you that even fat, sweaty, maggot-covered guys that smell like vomited cheese are quick to flaunt their superiority-complexes.
It's my right!
For some, however, not even anime is enough to boost their confidence about their desires to fap over plastic little girls.
Looser
At least in the end, they always have each other.
Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?
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The Anime Reality
I'm definitely addicted, I won't deny it. Anime is my escape from life and depression, without it IDK what I'd do.
October 18th, 2009 on 2:18 pm
ugh
October 18th, 2009 on 5:27 pm
hot glue
October 18th, 2009 on 6:48 pm
dylan….you son of a bitch — arnold walking in on dylan jerkin it on his fav anime figure
October 19th, 2009 on 5:37 am
i’m going to invest in an industrial eye bath and place it beside my computer
October 19th, 2009 on 6:08 am
lol! be happy you don’t have to deal with a boyfriend (or girlfriend…?) that likes/does that stuff :P
October 19th, 2009 on 8:47 am
I wish. My girlfriend is always titty-fucking my anime mousepads. Ugggh.
October 19th, 2009 on 1:29 pm
Please shut this site down, this one not the cummer’s one
October 19th, 2009 on 4:10 pm
Go jizz on more mousepads.
October 19th, 2009 on 6:08 pm
ugh leave us alone we just want to jizz on our konata body pillows in peace god
October 19th, 2009 on 9:44 pm
Yeah I’ll get right on that.
October 19th, 2009 on 3:53 pm
rip semenonfigure
March 4th, 2012 on 12:32 am
I’ve heard of this crap. It’s fucking wierd as hell.
I know this person who keeps sending me links to shit like that. The last thing I heard from ’em was toddlercon, and that nearly made me smash my computer into bits with a golf club. (and if you don’t know what toddlercon is its a type of hentia, where grown men fuck babies.)
August 12th, 2012 on 10:02 pm
They even want to circle jerk over figures? Wow, I thought grown men dressing like dolls were bad…but wow…
March 31st, 2013 on 1:51 pm
Site appears to be down, saddening, looks interesting.