Ryo-Misaki Megapost 2: The Revenge of Miracle Whip
by Glenn on September 26th, 2009 at 5:50 pm, under Image, Text, Video
If you’ve read our last article on Ryo-Misaki, you probably know that he is far too large to contain in just one megapost. Knowing this, we decided to take a look into Ryo-Misaki’s AnimeB wiki page that he personally wrote himself! For those of you that don’t have time to scroll through a wiki about a massive fat man’s forum and IRC habits, we have taken the courtesy to highlight all the important parts!
Ryo was always an “educated n00b”, preferring to search extensively on a subject (and forum archives) before creating a thread or asking a question.
Around 2004, the AnimeB Brigades were formed. Naturally, Ryo was one of the first to sign up in the Motoko Brigade. He also joined the Army of the Suu Republic (ASR) and Her Kawaiiness’ Secret Service (HKSS), but not with as much participation. Ryo helped lead the Motoko Brigade to victory against the Naru Brigade in the Great Brigade Wars.
Misaki is a very sociable person, and if on the forum, will be found in the shoutbox. (Lately, though, more often on IRC.) If you come on to the Box, you WILL be greeted by Ryo. Always. (Unless he’s idle or in a thread, in which a greet will come upon return.) Ryo likes to start conversation, talk about life/moods, and cheer people up. Ryo’s presence in the Box almost always beckons more activity.
Given’s love life is currently nonexistant.
Other details added are about his job history for working at Applebee’s and his love of music and rhythm games.
Drawing self-inserts at work.
Only available in wide-screen.
With so much space to detail his life, you’d think he’d try to get into topics people would actually be interested in, like how his step-dad is literally Commissioner Gordon from Batman.
He's working on the case of the missing Miracle Whip.
Now, I know what you’re thinking here. How can this 300+lb athletic super samurai martial arts warrior possibly have trouble with girls? If you want to help this greasy Adonis find his true love, feel free to give him some advice!
How does one impress a girl? A question I’ve been meaning to ask around here for quite some time now… Since there seem to be a good deal of girls around here now, I’d love to hear opinions from the SOURCE. Guys tend to have common misconceptions on what it takes to impress and please a girl… So, I’m asking the girls of AnimeB… What do you normally like in a guy? What would you want a guy to do for you? What’s ideal and what’s not?
Currently, his advice runs from being a jerk to impress girls (because all girls only like jerks) and try to treat girls like they are magical non-human creatures of pure beauty and boobies. Feel free to give him some advice of your own!
While he may have troubles with matters of the heart (meaning love, and not his Miracle Whip-coated pump), he truly excels in all other areas. We already covered his powerful writing and drawing skills in the last article, so let’s talk about his masterful fencing skills! Ryo-Misaki, like every other fan of anime and manga to ever exist, is an amazingly skillful modern day samurai. Let’s take a look into one of his sparring sessions.
A bokken by my side...
N-Not the Dragon Katana!
Oro?
Look out, Ryo!
For a live-action version of these events, take a look at this video from Ryo-Misaki’s youtube.
Even cats will shit themselves with jealousy over his graceful movements and lightning quick reflexes.
Thanks for checking out our second Ryo-Misaki megapost, stay tuned for possible future installments!
Does Miracle Whip count as a beverage?
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I'm definitely addicted, I won't deny it. Anime is my escape from life and depression, without it IDK what I'd do.
September 26th, 2009 on 6:10 pm
watch out, ryo’s about to cover the site with cheeto dust and miracle whip
September 26th, 2009 on 6:55 pm
fucks clay, etc
September 26th, 2009 on 7:35 pm
how many workers does it take to sew pants large enough to fit his giant miracle whip-sculpted ass
September 26th, 2009 on 7:41 pm
other interests:
September 26th, 2009 on 7:47 pm
Ryo’s Real World persona is Given Morris.
A 23 year old College Senior who attends Midwestern State University in Wichita Falls, Texas.
He has a Computer Science major and Art minor, with goals of going into the field of Computer Graphics.
He has carried his current job for three and a half years as an employee of Applebees. Starting off as a Dishwasher, then becoming a Host, then a Server, and more recently, a Trainer.
September 27th, 2009 on 1:43 am
ryo should summon his persona
not like in persona 1, 2, or 4, but like in persona 3 where you shoot yourself in the head
September 26th, 2009 on 7:48 pm
might wanna add the aspergers tag to this post, or all posts regarding given “ryo misaki” morris
September 27th, 2009 on 2:41 am
this guys dad still owns. wanna meet that dad.
September 27th, 2009 on 4:36 pm
a detective anime dad? who’d a thunk
September 29th, 2009 on 12:51 am
this is what i came here to say. damn. look at that dude.
September 27th, 2009 on 3:07 am
*holds up a glass full of miracle whip* cheers
September 28th, 2009 on 4:24 pm
What a fat fuck
September 29th, 2009 on 1:00 am
what would possess someone to take a picture of their fat greasy acne-ridden face with a jar of miracle whip. what. what possible reason. why would you do that. for comparison? “hey, look at my face compared to this jar of miracle whip”. why. every time i scroll past that image i want to puke.
his face. its so greasy. i bet he had to wipe his face with a paper towel just so that it wouldn’t shine and create a lens flare on the pic.
September 29th, 2009 on 1:01 am
whole lotta words about anime dudes
September 29th, 2009 on 1:03 am
# deviantWEAR sizing preference: xxL
September 29th, 2009 on 8:27 pm
rio misaki will NOT tone it down
August 7th, 2011 on 1:23 am
miracle whip is fucking gross. that made this guy 8000x more disgusting to me.