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Ryo-Misaki Megapost 2: The Revenge of Miracle Whip

by on September 26th, 2009 at 5:50 pm, under Image, Text, Video

If you’ve read our last article on Ryo-Misaki, you probably know that he is far too large to contain in just one megapost. Knowing this, we decided to take a look into Ryo-Misaki’s AnimeB wiki page that he personally wrote himself! For those of you that don’t have time to scroll through a wiki about a massive fat man’s forum and IRC habits, we have taken the courtesy to highlight all the important parts!

Ryo was always an “educated n00b”, preferring to search extensively on a subject (and forum archives) before creating a thread or asking a question.

Around 2004, the AnimeB Brigades were formed. Naturally, Ryo was one of the first to sign up in the Motoko Brigade. He also joined the Army of the Suu Republic (ASR) and Her Kawaiiness’ Secret Service (HKSS), but not with as much participation. Ryo helped lead the Motoko Brigade to victory against the Naru Brigade in the Great Brigade Wars.

Misaki is a very sociable person, and if on the forum, will be found in the shoutbox. (Lately, though, more often on IRC.) If you come on to the Box, you WILL be greeted by Ryo. Always. (Unless he’s idle or in a thread, in which a greet will come upon return.) Ryo likes to start conversation, talk about life/moods, and cheer people up. Ryo’s presence in the Box almost always beckons more activity.

Given’s love life is currently nonexistant.

Other details added are about his job history for working at Applebee’s and his love of music and rhythm games.

Drawing self-inserts at work.

Drawing self-inserts at work.

Only avaliable in wide-screen.

Only available in wide-screen.

With so much space to detail his life, you’d think he’d try to get into topics people would actually be interested in, like how his step-dad is literally Commissioner Gordon from Batman.

He's working on the case of the missing Miracle Whip.

He's working on the case of the missing Miracle Whip.

Now, I know what you’re thinking here. How can this 300+lb athletic super samurai martial arts warrior possibly have trouble with girls? If you want to help this greasy Adonis find his true love, feel free to give him some advice!

How does one impress a girl? A question I’ve been meaning to ask around here for quite some time now… Since there seem to be a good deal of girls around here now, I’d love to hear opinions from the SOURCE. Guys tend to have common misconceptions on what it takes to impress and please a girl… So, I’m asking the girls of AnimeB… What do you normally like in a guy? What would you want a guy to do for you? What’s ideal and what’s not?

Currently, his advice runs from being a jerk to impress girls (because all girls only like jerks) and try to treat girls like they are magical non-human creatures of pure beauty and boobies. Feel free to give him some advice of your own!

While he may have troubles with matters of the heart (meaning love, and not his Miracle Whip-coated pump), he truly excels in all other areas. We already covered his powerful writing and drawing skills in the last article, so let’s talk about his masterful fencing skills! Ryo-Misaki, like every other fan of anime and manga to ever exist, is an amazingly skillful modern day samurai. Let’s take a look into one of his sparring sessions.

A bokken by my side...

A bokken by my side...

N-Not the Dragon Katana!

N-Not the Dragon Katana!

Oro?

Oro?

Look out, Ryo!

Look out, Ryo!

For a live-action version of these events, take a look at this video from Ryo-Misaki’s youtube.

Even cats will shit themselves with jealousy over his graceful movements and lightning quick reflexes.

Thanks for checking out our second Ryo-Misaki megapost, stay tuned for possible future installments!

Does Miracle Whip count as a beverage?

Does Miracle Whip count as a beverage?

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