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I am literally Goku. Literally.

by on August 29th, 2009 at 6:46 am, under Video

Something a lot of people who watch a shitload of anime seem to have in common is that- -and I believe this to be a damn universal constant- -deep down inside, they want to be Goku. This isn’t altogether unsurprising, because a lot of people who watch a ton of anime would probably want to be both athletic and well-liked by everyone around them and there’s certainly nothing wrong with that.

But rather than take that impulse and hit the gym, all these budding aryan badasses grab a Bawls and start upending bucketfuls of particle effects onto grainy webcam feeds of themselves standing around with clenched fists and, sometimes, all-knowing smirks as the unbridled power of After Effects CS3 runs through their veins.

The future is here, and it looks like only those with the strongest of pirated Adobe editing tools will survive…

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