The Anime Reality

If there has been anything I’ve learned from searching out horrible anime fans, it’s that the phrase, “Guns are dishonorable!” will always lead you to gold. It’s basically the rallying cry of people suffering from bad cases of anime disease. Twin-Blade-Mike is no different in this case. As long as anime tells people they can block bullets with their katanas, people like Twin-Blade-Mike will exist.

Who would win in a fight, him or Emerald Templar?

Twin-Blade-Mike is very passionate about guns not being in Soul Calibur!

Guns are stupid in a sword fighting game. Bushido Blade sucked.

Guns ARE dishonorable, and for cowards. DO NOT ADD GUNS TO SOUL CALIBUR, OR ANY FIGHTING GAME, EVER!!!

The Soul Calibur character Cervantes already has a gun, but I guess it doesn’t count because it is a SWORD-GUN!

My father is military, so, I understand that they take courage to risk their lives. Just the battle method is indeed for cowards since it doesn’t require the brute strength to kill someone

If you’re not fighting to lose, you are dishonorable!

*raises hand* If you come at me with a gun, i’ll use one on you, but if you come at me with, say, a knife, I will not use a firearm of any form, and probably not even a knife either, though I MIGHT use a knife if my opponent had one. If he was barehanded, I would use no weapon. If it was a woman, i’d run because I don’t hit females.

Please tell me more about life and death battles, young boy from the suburbs! Also:

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He also maintains a profile on Fanart Central. Let’s take a look at his fantastic work!

I've have never truly known beauty before now...

When he isn’t writing fanfiction about Armored Core 2, he likes to relax the only way an anime dude can: with hentai.

The mask actually filters cheetos directly into his mouth.

I’ve frequented this site for I don’t even know how long now. I think even since it was first designed to redirect hentai work from Fanart Central. I’ve been thinking about making a page here, but haven’t for so long since I never actually draw hentai based art. But I want to at least comment on all the work I love and the artists I have watched so long, and hopefully meet some awesome people here.

I DO NOT DRAW HENTAI! I suck at it too much. I write stories. So if you come to look at my gallery, check out the story section, not art. Just wanting to make that clear.

Ever want to chat? Add me on MSN: twin_blade_mike@hotmail.com or on Yahoo: tagglebone. Don’t like AIM too much so I’m not on there often.

I was hoping there was some kind of literary masterpiece from him, but he doesn’t have any stories uploaded! Please be sure to let Mike know that we want to see his creative talent flow!