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Nick4x: art critic and thespian extraordinaire

by on June 23rd, 2009 at 8:28 am, under Video

The Anime Reality has existed for only a short time, yet I feel it has developed a legacy to be proud of; one that I am honored to be a part of. A legacy, if you will, of tears, sweat and various other bodily fluids staining the keyboards of outraged pedophiles and miscreants the world over.

It is with a heavy heart that I mantle this burden of writer for The Anime Reality, but I do believe I have found the perfect person to set sail with on my maiden voyage to Planet Anime. Let me introduce Nick4x, tonight’s special guest star. Give him a hand, y’all.

Let me be the first to tell you that Nick4x isn’t just like your everyday fatass Annie May snacking on tubs of PB&J and watching Akira. Nick4x has a calling. Nick4x is an artistĂ©. He describes himself as 23 years old, and says that his interests are “games and anime,” and that these two qualities tell you exactly everything you’d want to know about him (something I am forced to agree with). He also adds that “he tends to personify himself as a female when using anime clips a lot, but that’s okay because he’s okay in his masculinity.” Hmm, yes.

I could tell you so much more about him, such as his many informative anime reviews delivered in a completely deadpan autist baritone, his anime voicework auditions over YouTube, or his beautiful eyes, but art should be experienced, not read about. Any words I have fail to describe the sublime beauty of this anime poet in action.

Did I mention he dubs all the characters in his favorite anime with his own voice? He dubs all the characters in his favorite anime with his own voice:

But don’t think he’s one-sided! He not only creates animes of beauty, he reviews them, too!

His profile can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/user/Nick4x

Be sure to subscribe and email him about your interest in being made immortal through his anime voice actor auditions!

I hope you enjoyed this tour of another exhilarating facet of this anime reality we live in and the people who make it so great. I would like to take a minute to point out that any hot anime chicks are free to send me mail or pictures (do not send nudes if you are fat). I am a 20-something  young male with two tickets to SakuraCon, my own room (complete /w anime wallscrolls) at my parents’ house, and I brush my teeth. My favorite anime is Pokemon and my favorite song is “Here without you” by 3 Doors Down. I’ll be looking forward to hearing from y’all anime cuties and hentai vixens out there!

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6 Comments for this entry

  • Nick

    It’s me, I’m Nick4x

  • James

    As the young Nick4x shouts “ENTERTAIN ME” at his anime, a single Dorito falls from the side of his mouth.

  • Nick4x

    Hmm. I see.

    Your website is about finding people on the internet and mocking them, some more deserving than others. That’s… um… special and… ah… unique. Yes, unique.

    Well, that’s fine, I suppose. My videos have been DMCA’d and my account suspended for a good while now and I’ve just been floating around not making anymore since then.

    I had a good run and several voice actors lines up as I knew about my own limitations in voice acting. I had over 80 subscribers, which was more than I ever hoped for. People enjoyed me and waited for my videos. People were kind and sometime people were… well… like you.

    My videos were articulate and funny (I can exaggerate since they’re all gone lol) and I had fun making them. Hell, I have to make at least one more sometime. I just don’t want the DMCA claims on my ass again.

    You know, though… I hope you had as much fun insulting me as I did entertaining people. ACTUAL entertainment. Not cheap tongue-in-cheek, creepy imagery, and tasteless puns like some other people do. But really, I hope you enjoyed it. Seriously.

    Keep up the… hard work? I’m going to continue on my way towards making people entertained.

    As for you, well I see you stopped uploading videos almost a year ago to this site. I hope that’s a good sign. Enlightenment is never too late.

    Be safe. Be happy. Be wiser.

    Oh! AND GO GET YOURSELF A DAMN HUG OR SOMETHING! FOR F*CK’S SAKE!

    • SomeAnimeFan

      I support you Nick. This site is basically a place to troll anime fans. They unfortunately found my YT channel and insulted me as well. And really, if they have the time to write negative comments, then their are pretty much a complete waste of time.

  • SomeAnimeFan

    *Their lives

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