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Meet Crystal

by on May 18th, 2009 at 2:25 am, under Image, Text

I ask you now, dear readers, to direct your attention to one Crystal Naomi ****-**********, known on the hentaispace as Angelic Goddess.

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT FAT DISGUSTING BABY OH NO THE CLOSER I GET THE MORE I REALIZE THAT IT'S ACTUALLY A FULL GROWN WOMAN JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

Dressing like I'm 16 when I'm 29 is a good idea.

Let me tell you about Crystal. Co-founder of Hentaism (“simply the most pleasurable religion…”) Crystal is the daughter of Gordon Brent and Kelly Lea, and had her first baby at age 17 with Ken H. She married Ken, had another kid about 4 years ago, then divorced him when she met the love of her life… on a hentai forum: Numbus. He has two kids.

She dragged her two kids across the country. To marry a hentai boyfriend she met online.

With whom she then had two more kids.

Welp.

FUCK ME WITH RUSTY OBJECTS after i put my six kids to bed

FUCK ME WITH RUSTY OBJECTS after I put my six kids to bed!

but liking anime kids is A-O.K.~!

Fucking anime children is A-O.K.~!

I can't wait to get rid of these damned kids *has more kids*

I can't wait to get rid of these damned kids! *has more kids*

Tell me, Crystal, when are you going to tell your kids that mommy and daddy run multiple hentai websites? When are you going to tell them that daddy likes loli? And what will Logan think of you when he is old enough to understand what mommy really does on the computer all day? You sicken me Crystal. You and your husband both.

bonus art!

Hispanic Hercules by Angelic Goddess!

If you are a woman who uses rape as a crutch, you're a WHORE.  Also its your fault.

If you are a woman who uses rape as a crutch, you're a WHORE. Also it's your fault.

Kids are as much work as pets... you have to feed them, let them outside,

Kids are as much work as pets... you have to feed them, let them outside...

Our hearts go out to you, Shaelynn, Logan, Luke, and Elisha. Grow up. Grow up as fast as you can and get the hell out of that household. Good luck, and godspeed.

Why so serious?

Why so serious?

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82 Comments for this entry

  • BlaCkWidOw

    @TheRustyItems: Dude you seriously need to learn what *Sarcasm* is…. Heh atleast the guy is making money and putting food on the table w/the porn sites.. Whats the big deal? Must resent your parents eh? I’m also guessing your somekinda religious dude with the whole ooohhh noessss pornnn is badddd…… thing. Should keep your shitty oppinions to yourself.

  • Charles

    Yeah, growing up with parents who revolve their lives around their obscure sexual fetish is a great setting to raise kids in, especially one that’s sympathetic people turned on by children, even if they’re animated.

  • Angelic Goddess

    Shut it Charlie. I knew you were behind this and because of you this dude is in some serious legal trouble. Can’t you learn to leave well enough alone? Now your dragging trolls into this and they have no idea what they are getting into.

    Lesson for anyone reading this..don’t listen to revengeful tards. They don’t care what happens to you all they care about is having 2 seconds of glory no matter who goes down because of it.

  • Glenn

    That’s a lot of words to justify your husband’s sexual attraction to loli porn.

  • BlaCkWidOw

    Who ever said he was into loliporn? Stop making bullshit up. Kthxbai.

  • Charles

    Haha, I guess payback’s a bitch, ain’t it miss “Angelic Goddess”. Just like you.

  • The Muffin man

    Oh me, me, do me next!

  • Kolby

    lol good article

  • JJJJJJ

    Wow you have a lot of time on your hands man to go out of tour way to make this shit for what,the lulz?

    And one other thing.dont Numbus and Angelic make a hell of alot more cash with running sites than you like ever will man so are you just hating or what?

    Ether way don’t dis people for there job.Everyone has got bills to pay.

  • BlaCkWidOw

    /agree JJJJJJ

  • Charles

    Yeah, I sure do sympathize with pasty white nerds who support animated child pornography. Truly they are the ones suffering who are forced into this sick system.

  • Charles

    My favorite part about Anime Goddess freaking out about this is she put everything on public domain and is suddenly scared when someone re-hosts what she uploaded, ahahahahaha

  • Caff

    the same charles who runs “myincesthentai . com” lol

  • BlaCkWidOw

    Lmao owned…………… Incest is just as fucked as childporn even moreso maybe…

  • Kolby

    its not healthy to project your fetishes onto other people!! you cant build nice relationships that way

  • Glenn

    Dammit, looks like it’s over guys. I guess we should’ve been clever enough to know they would find out info on the only guy named Charles that ever lived.

  • Guess

    Really YD, why? This is rather low, it’s not the point of what it is, it’s the act of doing such things. In the absence of my acknowledgment to insults towards such parties I do realize there are disagreements. However, this is something I’d expect of an upset twelve year old. The hypocritical sense is irony inside itself. Even if your actions were not the spawn of this your participation speaks for you. Your better then this.

  • Guillotine Fist

    lol i troul u

  • Waffles

    Meh, needs more cowbell.

  • Charles

    Hahahaha Goddess you moron, you realize you uploaded all of these photos through photobucket, right? Well, in case you didn’t notice, you waived any right to a DMCA app when you put them there if you read the terms, those photos aren’t yours. They belong to photobucket if you upload them to it.

    Here, let me quote it for you, and just so you know, you made it ‘public’ by linking it on a public forum.

    —————————————————-
    Photobucket and/or other Users may copy, print or display publicly available Content outside of the Photobucket Services, including without limitation, via the Site or third party websites or applications (for example, services allowing Users to order prints of Content or t-shirts and similar items containing Content).
    —————————————————-

    It really is kawaii though that you think you can take me down though, Ganbare~

  • swaswj

    Strange how you can ignore the opening statement of the term you quoted:

    6.1 Photobucket does not claim any ownership rights in the text, files, images, photos, video, sounds, musical works, works of authorship, applications, or any other materials (collectively, “Content”) that you post on or through the Photobucket Services.

    Additionally, if the folder the content is stored in is marked “Private” it is not considered to be publicly available — even if she marks if “Private” today. Photobucket makes a clear distinction between content that is publicly available and content which is “Private.”

    What you quoted above is stating that any publicly available content may be copied, printed or displayed outside of Photobucket. Regardless of where Angelic chooses to share her pictures, if they are in a “Private” folder, then other users are not at liberty to copy, print, or display those images anywhere outside of Photobucket itself.

  • Charles

    A shame she violated the terms already then, but please, ”Q_Q” a bit more about it.

  • Glenn

    Please rage more for us before you realize you can’t do anything and then quietly try to drop the issue.

  • Charles

    Haahahaha I’ve been reading some more, really AG, trying to make this about your kids when it isn’t for sympathy is adorable and pathetic.

  • Black Mamba

    The disturbing thing about this blog is that the user is addressing AG’S children by their first names. It makes me want to rip his balls out. No matter, karma’s a bitch.

    You need to work on your satire/entertainment, because this really sucks ass.

  • Charles

    you know, karma really can be a bitch. I’m looking forward to getting shut down by the amazing DMCA complaints filed to dreamhost to waste their valuable time.

  • Jubjub

    There’s absolutely no way to counter a frivolous DMCA take down notice, it seems as if Angelic Goddess has won this round.

  • Glenn

    im a big gay nigger

  • Black Mamba

    You probably are.

  • Glenn

    im a muscular yaoi negro

  • Kolby

    im the biggest gayest nigger

  • Kolby

    glenn-kun….

  • YDKJMF

    whoever is posting as charles is certianly not me, and if you believe it is me then you’re a fucking rere and a complete moron. i have better things to do all day than hold insignificant grudges. sorry, at this point i’d rather focus on making money. the person posting as charles is not me, and i certianly do not care to be poorly impersonated.

    crystal and will, i was done messing with you idiots a long time ago, and it’s sad that you can’t tell the original from a piss poor copy. someone get that faggot the fuck off of here.

  • Glenn

    Whoa, are you suggesting that there might be more than one person named Charles on this planet? Heh, we’re not falling for your lies, fucktard.

  • Glenn

    Also, you’re a fat creepy ass fuck for running myincesthentai.

  • Chris L. Hanssen

    Well I think that this is wrong and uncalled for. I knows slander when I see it and I know what it is like to be ridiculed for being different. If it were me, I’d report this to the board administrators and ask that everyone who did the slandering be banned. It is childish and hurtful. Unfortunately, the world is full of buttholes.

  • fartman

    Obviously you don’t know slander when you see it, because slander is spoken, not written.

  • blysas

    I think that you need to look at why you did the article a. Now I am neutral on this issue but you article seems to show both sides of this perosn that you are talking about.

    Now Charles I would like to ask some questions if you don’t mind.

    The first question is why did you decide to focus on a certain member for the hentaipalm community ?

    The second question is are you going to do anymore articles on members of this community ?

    Finally what are you going to do with the legal issue of hentaipalm threating to shut down your website ?

    Yours Blysas

    P.S: While I don’t exactly see the point of the article I do see that you are somewhar creative in your writing. That is a postive thing but still you have brought a lot of anger for the hentaipalm community. I just hope you come to the right descion.

  • Glenn

    There is no threat. They already know themselves that they can’t do shit.

  • Charles

    Dear Blysas,

    Thank you for your interest in The Anime Reality ™.

    I decided to focus on this person, like most, because I believe they are terrible people who deserve to be named and shamed. My ‘targets’ are set by commission, in this case an ‘anonymous’ benefactor pointed me towards her. Who that is, I’ll leave up to you.

    Will The Anime Reality ™ do any more articles on this community? Possibly, there is a lot of overlap between these members on several other sites, and they’re all quite open about providing personal details of their lives even though nobody asked them for it. Why they’re so offended when someone finally takes interest in that I have no idea.

    As for the legal threats, I’m afraid for hentaipalm or any other ‘community’ of freaks like them they have no legal options. Crystal shut down her HPalm thread threatening to shut us down and her public-info still has not been taken down or removed from where it was found, nor have they ‘copyrighted’ any of their precious material like they think they have. We do strongly encourage people to threaten to shut down The Anime Reality ™, we are a menace to the peace-loving and totally normal people of online anime societies.

    Thank you for your interest!!!

    Post Scriptum (That means after writing this!!!): We are very sorry for any emotional grief created by insulting your forum queen ._.

  • Glenn

    “I like Angelica Godess becuase she is the queen of the forums and Numbus is the king. For they are respected in thou court. Does anyone respect me >.> ?”

    So does that make you the hentai knight, blysas? Please tell us about your self-taught sword-fighting style!

  • Glenn

    “Well I will tell you something. So etimes when I am jacking off, my mom or dad is asleep with their head turned away from me. I don’t get caught, if I have tissue I have used to wipe my penis to take away the cum. I just leave it next to the comp.
    My mum thinkk that I have to blow my nose.

    What do you think ?”

    I think you are fucking disgusting. Why the fuck would you masturbate right by your parents while they’re sleeping?

  • Glenn

    blysas, you are a fucking mess of a person.

  • Black Mamba

    “My ‘targets’ are set by commission, in this case an ‘anonymous’ benefactor pointed me towards her. Who that is, I’ll leave up to you.”

    That’s an interesting quote, so someone did ask you to slander her? Heh. Wow, I wonder who that could be. *rolls eyes.*

    “Crystal shut down her HPalm thread threatening to shut us down and her public-info still has not been taken down or removed from where it was found, nor have they ‘copyrighted’ any of their precious material like they think they have.”

    She didn’t shut down the thread. Someone else did, and I’m surprised that you’re still trolling around the forums.

    Please stop making shit up.

  • Charles

    I’m sorry Alissa-kun, but slander doesn’t include things that are true that they put up themselves (its also spoken, not written, the word you’re thinking of is ‘libel’). If you want I can put up a profile of you if you want to be the new anime princess though. ^_^

  • Glenn

    Black Mamba, is that you in the background at the beginning of the Anime Nathan video? Did you talk to that guy at all? Please give us details, okay.

  • Black Mamba

    Anime Nathan?

    LOL, No that’s definitely NOT me, but who the hell are you?

    I didn’t watch the full video, but I honestly would not be anywhere near that guy. Sorry.

    For someone who isn’t “YD” Charles, you sure do know how to pick out names fast.

  • Black Mamba

    What’s an anime princess…?

  • Glenn

    The highest title an anime girl can have. You know those Disneyland Princess things they do? Yeah, they don’t have shit on anime princesses.

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