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Meet Crystal

by on May 18th, 2009 at 2:25 am, under Image, Text

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I ask you now, dear readers, to direct your attention to one Crystal Naomi ****-**********, known on the hentaispace as Angelic Goddess.

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT FAT DISGUSTING BABY OH NO THE CLOSER I GET THE MORE I REALIZE THAT IT'S ACTUALLY A FULL GROWN WOMAN JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

Dressing like I'm 16 when I'm 29 is a good idea.

Let me tell you about Crystal. Co-founder of Hentaism (“simply the most pleasurable religion…”) Crystal is the daughter of Gordon Brent and Kelly Lea, and had her first baby at age 17 with Ken H. She married Ken, had another kid about 4 years ago, then divorced him when she met the love of her life… on a hentai forum: Numbus. He has two kids.

She dragged her two kids across the country. To marry a hentai boyfriend she met online.

With whom she then had two more kids.

Welp.

FUCK ME WITH RUSTY OBJECTS after i put my six kids to bed

FUCK ME WITH RUSTY OBJECTS after I put my six kids to bed!

but liking anime kids is A-O.K.~!

Fucking anime children is A-O.K.~!

I can't wait to get rid of these damned kids *has more kids*

I can't wait to get rid of these damned kids! *has more kids*

Tell me, Crystal, when are you going to tell your kids that mommy and daddy run multiple hentai websites? When are you going to tell them that daddy likes loli? And what will Logan think of you when he is old enough to understand what mommy really does on the computer all day? You sicken me Crystal. You and your husband both.

bonus art!

Hispanic Hercules by Angelic Goddess!

If you are a woman who uses rape as a crutch, you're a WHORE.  Also its your fault.

If you are a woman who uses rape as a crutch, you're a WHORE. Also it's your fault.

Kids are as much work as pets... you have to feed them, let them outside,

Kids are as much work as pets... you have to feed them, let them outside...

Our hearts go out to you, Shaelynn, Logan, Luke, and Elisha. Grow up. Grow up as fast as you can and get the hell out of that household. Good luck, and godspeed.

Why so serious?

Why so serious?

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82 Comments for this entry

  • Charles

    Believe whatever you want sweetie. Tell you what, send a formal apology on AG’s behalf for threatening me with fraudulent libel (Which actually IS libel) to our e-mail address and I’ll even have the grace to remove these pictures. Of course, if you really do want to be the next anime princess instead, I’m sure we can indulge you.

  • Bruce

    im an anime princess

  • Black Mamba

    Meh. You know I won’t do anything like that. I don’t know anything about her threatening you, unless you can prove to me she did send some type of e-mail that reflects what you said.

    I already told you, the only thing that disturbs me about the blog is the fact that her kids names are on it….Personally, I just found it disturbing. AG didn’t care about herself being “humiliated,” that’s all I know.

    But I will say this. I really like your Tachikoma avatar.

    Anime Princes = Disney Princess? Wow.

    I see Bruce has already taken the title. I’m defeated.

  • Colin

    You mean her kids names that I was able to find through AG’s own post history?

  • Kolby

    kiss the ring bitch…

  • Charles

    What? The only people who seem to be bringing up children are you and she. And using them as a shield for her miserable online life is more disgusting and insidious to me personally than anything I could hope to do.

    As for threats and libel, here are a couple of choice quotes from that thread that actually are in fact libel, as defined by the Supreme Court of the United States of America.

    -”Sad little faggot” (I am none of these three things, claiming otherwise is actually textbook libel under U.S. and international law)

    - “It is charlie aka YD” Also libel. You have no way of proving my identity in any way, you don’t even know if my name IS Charles. That I haven’t pursued legal action I think shows my mercy on the issue.

    Really, you’ve fought a losing battle to ‘shut me down’ to a whimpering end. The ability to end all of this tomfoolery is on your shoulders. Not taking an offer of a simple apology in lieu of a lawsuit for a very serious crime… well, let’s just say that seems a bit childish.

  • Blysas

    Anyway Charles I hope you do more articles on the anime reality but whatever you wrire make sure you keep up the effort in your work. You are good at doing this.

    I have said enough and Glenn I will tell you this I do my own thing on the forum. I am not really intrested in going for you. THis is the internet and I don’t really take stuff on it srs kk.

  • Glenn

    You masturbate to your unconscious mother.

  • Blysas

    Oh my god like you’re a bad person and like er you do you bad things to people by hurting them. I hate you and I am going to cut myself because I take the internet so seriously.

    Lol but srs I don’t really give a fuck what you’re saying :P
    You know how to do good articles and I like that. At least you take time to do it. Anyway you are fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. :P

  • Black Mamba

    Wait, what?

    Of course I’m bringing it up, you did put the information on your blog, why wouldn’t I discuss it? I thought that’s what comments are for, silly. Isn’t it about expressing exactly what you think/feel about the content posted? you and I both know that the posts that are made are exaggerated in content. Of course, that’s what you’d call satire and entertainment. In I know where you got the names from, that’s not really the point.

    You were quick to even call me by a random name and point me out to a video at Otakon, which is clearly not me at all. WTF was that all about?

    As “childish” as you accuse me of being, I can’t I’m just wondering why is it me that has to be the one to break the ice here? I don’t just do it directly on demand, you know. I’m certainly feeling the love in this place, geeze…

  • Glenn

    You masturbate to your unconscious mother. Do you ever wonder how horrified and ashamed she would be of you if she ever woke up and looked over?

  • James

    can i be your friend crystal

  • Bluetooth

    You’re posting Crystal’s information with intent of malice, therefore a tort of false light under contention of libel could be filed. This is in accordance to your intent to infer her children are at risk, or she poses a risk to her children, by i) lack of substantiation and ii) henceforth misleading. You

    It’s nice that you think by obscuring her last name alleviates any breach of the COPPA, and it does. But republishing her kids names is just needless, and because of that you’re a tool.

    The amount of traffic to this website is negligible though, and the effort to carry out any form of action wouldn’t be worth the time.

  • Bluetooth

    No problem, I do what I can.

  • YDKJMF

    i miss you bluetooth :3

  • Charles

    I’d certainly like to see you establish intent of Malice, I think you’re projecting what you wish we were as opposed to what we are. Why exactly would you bother even mentioning that we could technically be sued if you can’t follow up on it?

    • Bluetooth

      Simple, you’re attempting to cause harm. Furthermore, you’re in breach of a simple legal convention referred to as “duty of care”, this could be tacit for our present day social contract. You clearly went out of your way to consolidate Crystal’s previously divulged information; and [i] commodum [/i] this information to cause her harm, therefore I could easily establish malice. Conjointly with having no previous (by “previous”, we mean prior to this blog posted) contact ( and by contact, we mean a relative communication) with Crystal, you have no incited imperative to carry out this faggotry, furthering my notion of [i] ex nusquam [/i]. Proving discretion to cause negligence.

      She could technically force your web host to either a) go to court in an attempt to fight a subpoena of your personal information so you could be summoned to court yourself or b) have your web host tell you to stop being a fuckrod and take this garbage down albeit face your service being terminated as per the TOS.

      Take her kids names and the post about her being raped off the blog you fucking tool. I like your site and the shit on Shock is hilarious, but this blog is fucked, and not funny at all.

  • Charles

    You still haven’t my answered my question, I’m afraid we have no intent of harm and it seems like you can’t prove it so you’re getting upset.

    • Glenn

      I hope he rages more so it will be funnier when he realizes he can’t do shit about anything.

    • Bluetooth

      Nope, I’ve answered the question. Also under a tort of negligence it would be up to you to prove the intent of this blog seeing as how it’s [i] materia [/i] and readily accessible.

      This comment also surmises your intent:

      “Dear Blysas,

      Thank you for your interest in The Anime Reality ™.

      I decided to focus on this person, like most, because I believe they are terrible people who deserve to be named and shamed. My ‘targets’ are set by commission, in this case an ‘anonymous’ benefactor pointed me towards her. Who that is, I’ll leave up to you.

      Will The Anime Reality ™ do any more articles on this community? Possibly, there is a lot of overlap between these members on several other sites, and they’re all quite open about providing personal details of their lives even though nobody asked them for it. Why they’re so offended when someone finally takes interest in that I have no idea.

      As for the legal threats, I’m afraid for hentaipalm or any other ‘community’ of freaks like them they have no legal options. Crystal shut down her HPalm thread threatening to shut us down and her public-info still has not been taken down or removed from where it was found, nor have they ‘copyrighted’ any of their precious material like they think they have. We do strongly encourage people to threaten to shut down The Anime Reality ™, we are a menace to the peace-loving and totally normal people of online anime societies.

      Thank you for your interest!!!

      Post Scriptum (That means after writing this!!!): We are very sorry for any emotional grief created by insulting your forum queen ._.”

      This entire comment veraciously deems your intent within this blog and breach of duty of care. Like stated before, you had no previous contact with Crystal. Therefore you lack any incited imperative to carry out this faggotry, as per related in a prior comment. You could state that you were commissioned by a third party in which intent was to inform the readers of your blog about Crystal. But all I see is disjointed and thus misleading erudition. In fact, to the extent a reasonable person would perceive this as a malicious attack on Crystal. I’m also positive Crystal views the blog in the same light.

      Lastly,

      “Tell me, Crystal, when are you going to tell your kids that mommy and daddy run multiple hentai websites? When are you going to tell them that daddy likes loli? And what will Logan think of you when he is old enough to understand what mommy really does on the computer all day? You sicken me Crystal. You and your husband both.”

      Libel.

      Just because Numbus allows objects conceived by original mind (as you refer to as loli) does not mean he “likes” it himself. In fact, Numbus appears to
      acquiescence the fact of “loli” being distributed on his forums. Therefore, unless you can provide some form of evidence that expresses otherwise, libel. Consistent among other internet entrepreneurs, he follows the parameters of the law while attempting to generate as much traffic as possible. “Loli” appears to garner a large demographic of site visitors.
      Secondly, procure a detailed documentation of Crystal’s daily internet timetable. Unless you can provide something that documents her online activity, libel.

      So while Black Mamba writes a formal apology to you for apparent libel (on behalf of Crystal), are you personally going to write an apology to Crystal and Numbus for libel as well?

      As for me being upset? I find this shit fun. I’ve been busy finishing up my MBA/LLB and haven’t had time to fuck with some internet degenerates in a long time.

  • Charles

    Yes, by all means ‘fuck’ with us some more. Again you can’t prove that we have any ill intent, just your opinion. As for defending ‘ ‘loli’ ‘ as you call it, it is agreed upon under most countries that anything resembling or imitating child pornography is very, very illegal.

  • Patrick

    Armed with a mastery of higher learning, the brave knight rides forth into battle on a steed of brilliant white. “Heh,” he smirks to himself beneath his helmet, stroking one last time his lush neckbeard before the fight begins. “Libel, bitch.”

  • fartman

    It’s only libel if what they say is untrue. All information on this site comes from direct quotes from Crystal herself, and all commentary is either hypothesized in questions or an opinion, both of which can’t be legally classified as libel.

  • YDKJMF

    the fact of the matter is neither the owners of this site ‘the anime reality’ nor the owner of hentaipalm ‘numbus’ have enough money to take this to international court to settle something as frivolous as libel. if they were going to do anything they’d have done it, and not pitched a bitch fit… that goes for both sides. this entire thing is fucking ridiculous and both parties ought to be ashamed of themselves.

  • YDKJMF

    is there an echo in here?

  • Leonard J Crabs

    I too am an “Internet Lawyer” and the course I took recently at Iowa State Community College makes me an expert on “Internet Law” as well as “children’s birthday party planning.”

    Libel is saying, “The person behind the user name Bluetooth sucks on his homosexual lover’s cock every night whilst cupping the balls”

    Libel is NOT saying “In my opinion/It is my belief/To my understanding, the person behind the user name Bluetooth sucks on his homosexual lover’s cock every night whilst cupping the balls”

    And now you know! Goodluck on your degree from University of Phoenix!

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