Hey everyone, give a big welcome to Ryo-Misaki!
His hobbies include watching anime, drawing anime, wearing those shirts about wanting Japanese girlfriends, and working at Applebee’s.
His anime drawings are quite professional and show a lot of talent!
That last one may be too amazing to truly comprehend. Luckily, Ryo-Misaki was kind enough to write out the details for all of us!
I’ve been wanting to do a picture of Oni Ryo for a LONG time now…
So, I finally did.This character hasnt been drawn for… errrr… 2 years or so? O__o
Not since I first created him…So, for those of you who HAVENT been keeping up with me for ages… I better explain some things about him.
(I’d like to point out… HIM. Ryo STILL is a guy… Really. Dont let the scrawny physique and girlish hair fool you… >__>;;; )This, is Ryo Misaki.
The same Ryo Misaki I’ve been drawing in just about every other drawing I do…
However, this is a bit different…
I did mention ONI Ryo. (Demon Ryo)Long ago, after a couple years after creating Ryo… I decided that I wanted him to have some sort of dark past, and alternate/transformed persona…
You know… like so many over done Anime cliches? Yeah, I fell into that… XDSo, I created this Demon Ryo.
Technically… He’s not a demon, though. He’s actually just a (MUCH stronger) alternate personality.
You see, Oni Ryo is actually a physical manifestation of negative emotion.
You remember how Ryo is always happy, right? Naturally, it’s impossible for someone to be like this. Inevitably, someone has to experience some anger, or sadness, or loneliness… But Ryo seemingly doesnt.
So how? He takes all of the negative emotion he feels, and pushes it away. But, not away, rather just deep down inside of him.
Because of this, he doesnt feel it… But that doesnt mean its gone.
Over a great period of time, this emotion actually accumulated and took on its own entity. (Yeah, Ryo’s technically a Schitzo. XD)So, Ryo has his normal happy personality… And now, this deep dark, somewhat evil personality which is an amalgamation of negative emotion.
During times of extreme emotion… (Great anger, or sadness… say, from someone close dying… Or fear, maybe if he’s about to die…) This alternate personality actually surges forth, and takes over.Thus, Ryo transformes into the other dark… Oni Ryo. ^_^;;;
There are several differences… Most notably, the eyes. They’re almost catlike… They’re also yellow… but you cant see that here. XD
His hair grows longer. The bangs that only went to his eyes before, now actually fall to below his face… and the other, longer ones extend a bit more also. His hair in the back falls almost to his waist now, as well.
His clothes color also invert. Normally Ryo wears white with a touch of black… (If he’s in his traditional uniform, and not in casual clothes.)
Now, they turn black with a bit of white.
And the sword. The MASSIVE sword… (An original design of mine from 6 years ago… XD Modified to hugeness due to an obsesson of the time with Ruroni Kenshin (Sanosuke’s Zanbato) and Inuyasha (His Tetsuaiga).)
The Oni actually transforms Ryo’s bokken into this sword. And, despite it’s size… he swings it with great ease.You’ll notice the large presence of the Yin Yang on Ryo’s clothes here… (On the cuffs, on the neck, and on the sword. Yes, it’s actually WITHIN a Triforce… Hey, I loved Zelda. XD)
Not to mention the blending of black and white on Ryo’s clothes… It’s all to symbolize the balance…
Black and white, Dark and light, Yin Yang, Good and Evil… You know the routine.
See, Ryo has this other, “evil” personality inside him… So, there is this kind of balance… And that’s why I like the use of the Yin Yang.So… I guess that’s enough rambling…
I had issues with this drawing at first… I couldnt even get the damned sword right! (Course, it could be that I havent drawn it in over 2 years… AND I drew it with no reference. XD)
But, it came out quite nicely. I still have a few issues with the hand holding the sword… It’s a touch small.
The face came out great… but the bang on the left should have been closer. It was ment to actually fully cover the eye.
But, it worked out. And I’m very happy with it.Lemme know what you think! ^_^
Luckily Ryo-Misaki avoids the common pitfall of making his anime character a blatant self-insert type. This can be seen in his-
At least he gets lots of exercise from his job at Applebee’s, right?
He also has a collection of pictures consisting of girls wearing cat ears, which is totally normal and not creepy at all.
At least he is quite stylish.
Feel free to check out more of his artwork at his Deviantart page!
May 16th, 2009 on 5:22 am
I wonder if he makes clay sculptures of all his Japanese girlfriends, too.
June 1st, 2009 on 12:00 am
I wonder if people actually read all of this shit that people write for their crappily drawn characters or if they’re just writing stories nobody reads. My money’s on the latter~
July 17th, 2009 on 9:45 pm
he jerk off w/ miracle whip./ shameful
August 29th, 2009 on 12:42 am
Lol! This is awesome.
Nice job, Glenn.
Frankly, you could have done LOADS better, though… I mean I give SO MUCH laughable material, and this was the best you could come up with?
Better to leave the Weaboo trolling to Encyclopedia Dramatica…
I rate this a 4.3/10 at BEST.
@Bruce: Nah… Not so good with clay… All the stuff turns out too ugly to masturbate to. Also, clay feels weird when you try to fuck it.
@James: I expect it’s simply tl;dr for most people… But then again, I guess I don’t really write it for THEM.
@Kolby: Nice try… But much like the clay (too hard), Miracle Whip (as DAMNED tasty as it is) is a horrible consistency to masturbate with. I mean, it’s just WRONG to wind up cumming into something that already looks/feels like cum to begin with. Amirite?
Anyway, thanks for giving me a good laugh for the evening…
But a note of advice… If you’re gonna make fun of someone, at least be BETTER at it then they are at making fun of themselves.
Deuces!
August 29th, 2009 on 1:25 am
The only loads here are the loads and loads of Miracle Whip you stuff into your face.
August 29th, 2009 on 1:26 am
you’re fat and gross and you tried to fuck clay
August 29th, 2009 on 1:26 am
What’s it like having Commissioner Gordon as a step dad?
August 29th, 2009 on 1:41 am
@Glenn: Here? Yes. Elsewhere, there are loads more loads.
And loads more where that came from.
@Nathan: Oh, quite observant, aren’t we? Good job, dude. At least you can read on a level with a third grader.
That’s more than can be said for most people.
@Bruce: Its fucking AWESOME! Batman is called over all the time. We hang out, smoke blunts, and talk about how cool he was when Adam West played him.
August 29th, 2009 on 1:57 am
The whole sarcasm thing might have worked if you weren’t horribly overweight and working at Applebee’s.
August 29th, 2009 on 1:59 am
You know… Your right… My bad, I forgot about that.
But you know what? Your whole article thing might have worked if you weren’t actually horribly boring and unfunny.
August 29th, 2009 on 1:54 am
Did you try lubing up the clay with miracle whip? The texture might still be a bit funny, but it should lessen the chafing.
August 29th, 2009 on 1:57 am
You know… THAT hadn’t occurred to me!
Thanks for the tip dude… I’ll be sure to try it out before I go to bed tonight.
Hey, I bet it makes it taste much better when eating the sculpture out too!
August 29th, 2009 on 2:00 am
you tried to backhandedly insult my reading comprehension, yet you utterly fail at irony with every new word you type.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:03 am
Really? Funny you should speak of irony… Considering that you fail at creativity with every new word you type.
Try harder, I’m getting bored.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:04 am
i don’t think you should be lecturing anybody about creativity, considering the examples of your creative output demonstrated on this very page.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:04 am
Send us more pictures of yourself without a shirt.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:06 am
@Nathan: True story. Good thing I didn’t write this page, huh?
@Bruce: Sorry, but those cost extra.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:00 am
hey. ive got a bit of a health tip for you. dont eat so much miracle whip and you wont be such an obese, unattractive person
August 29th, 2009 on 2:03 am
Really? Holy Jesus, I had no idea. Good call, dude!
August 29th, 2009 on 2:01 am
Yeah, I had sex one time.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:04 am
Really? How was that?
August 29th, 2009 on 2:07 am
Disgusting, I got my hand stuck between her thigh and the mattress and my fingers fell asleep.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:10 am
Man, that sucks.
I think that happened once while I was jacking off.
Almost needed the Jaws of Life, then I figured out I could just roll over. Who knew?
Better luck next time, Bro.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:11 am
You can still roll over?
August 29th, 2009 on 2:16 am
Yep. Rolling is about the only thing I can do best anymore.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:03 am
Do you ever get really out of breath when you have to pull your body out of bed in the morning?
August 29th, 2009 on 2:05 am
Surprisingly, no.
Maybe I should get fatter and see how it feels.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:05 am
hey. did you see the new study where they found out being fat makes you literally dumber?? just a heads up. you’re a literal retard and you’re fat.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:09 am
Nah… I didn’t see that study. Gimme a link, sounds like it’d make good toilet reading.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:06 am
Get fatter? You should quit while you can still walk, dude.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:08 am
Walking is overrated… They have those awesome scooter things now!
I could literally sit all day long, and the magical thing will take me ANYWHERE!
What would we do without technology these days?
August 29th, 2009 on 2:09 am
Walk.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:12 am
I thought I just went over that in my post right above yours.
I hate repeating myself…
August 29th, 2009 on 2:13 am
Thought? Maybe you should walk back up there and double check.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:14 am
No need… I’m good. I can see it from here.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:11 am
I bet you’re going to get Type 2 diabetes and lose your feet.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:12 am
im wooting
August 29th, 2009 on 2:14 am
I bet you are, Kolby… You’ll probably laugh at anything.
And come on, Glenn… Diabetus? Please… Surely you could think of some more interesting disease…
You know, like bed sores? At least THOSE are interesting. Especially when they get deep and infected.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:15 am
with how fat you are im pretty sure diabetes is more likely bro
August 29th, 2009 on 2:15 am
The only reason you don’t find diabetes interesting is because it’s already such a routine part of your life.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:15 am
You keep trying to be ironic, but you are seriously everything we are calling you here. Obese, uncreative, and working at Applebee’s.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:24 am
Really Glenn?
That hurts… Ok, no, not really.
But thanks for proving that you’re just as unoriginal as I noted when I first read the article.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:15 am
You are really gross
August 29th, 2009 on 2:18 am
Cool story, Bro.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:17 am
ive got a very serious question. how have you not been fired for those orders at applebees that just “disappear” and you don’t know where they went (hint: they went into your fat mouth)
August 29th, 2009 on 2:20 am
Oh wow! This might be the first semi-original thing all night.
That’s a good question… Maybe they don’t care about inventory that much.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:18 am
Have you ever considered stealing miracle whip from Applebee’s? I mean, there’s really no downside to the idea. If you get away with it, you get free miracle whip. If you get fired, your welfare checks will probably be higher than your current salary.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:19 am
maybe you could even finally afford one of those scooter things and just be so fat and repulsive that everyone on the sidewalk would rather walk into the street than be near you
August 29th, 2009 on 2:22 am
Good suggestion, Bruce.
The only trouble with this is that they don’t use Miracle Whip. Terribly depressing, I know.
And Mayonnaise just doesn’t have that tangy zip I adore so much.
And now you’re trying too hard, Kolby.
That was pretty weak, even for you, dude.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:22 am
Are you getting good exercise by pressing F5 over and over?
August 29th, 2009 on 2:22 am
I don’t have to! Half the time your post is already here by the time I reply. It’s great.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:31 am
Well guys, thanks for this. It’s been fun.
I’d have liked to say I laughed… But I really didn’t.
You’re kinda boring… But at least you have some strong fundamentals. (You know, like repeating the same shit over and over.)
Good luck on your future endeavors, guys!
I’m out.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:31 am
You are fat.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:31 am
You are fat.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:32 am
I’d say that this doesn’t deserve a reply…
But I enjoy wasting my time, so why the hell not.
I declare you officially tapped of anything interesting to say.
(Quite obviously, if that’s ALL you can come up with.)
Weak.
You’re getting as bad as Kolby did.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:32 am
You are fat.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:33 am
Oh copy pasta the shit above and apply it to yourself.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:34 am
You are fat lol
August 29th, 2009 on 2:32 am
You are fat.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:34 am
Oh copy pasta the shit above and apply it to yourself. (again)
August 29th, 2009 on 2:33 am
btw i really want to meet your dad. he looks like an ownage dude.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:35 am
He is!
Not only does he have that killer ‘stache, but he cooks a mean ass Texas Barbecue. (Haha, food again. Such a fat fuck.)
Nice chatting with you dude.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:35 am
You are fat lol
August 29th, 2009 on 2:36 am
Late Nathan is late.
Now you just look like a moron. (On top of the OTHERS who already said the same shit. Nice.)
August 29th, 2009 on 2:35 am
You are fat lol
August 29th, 2009 on 2:37 am
u mad
August 29th, 2009 on 2:37 am
u mad
August 29th, 2009 on 2:38 am
u mad
August 29th, 2009 on 2:38 am
Ryo, what’s the best place to buy a scale that begs for mercy?
August 29th, 2009 on 2:41 am
Bed Bath and Beyond. They have those awesome talking scales.
They’re all like, “Dude! Get the fuck off me! I can’t even FEEL PAIN and you’re hurting me!”
August 29th, 2009 on 2:40 am
Nope. Bored.
You guys stopped amusing me a while ago.
I’ve got better things to do…
Like fuck that clay sculpture with Miracle Whip.
(Thanks Bruce!)
Night.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:41 am
Tell us about your leaving again.
August 29th, 2009 on 2:41 am
Ryo. I’ve got a very, very serious question. How do you wake up every morning, walk into your bathroom, and look in the mirror and just see how fat you are? How do you live with the fact you just know everyone you pass in the street is disgusted by you and laughs at you? How does it feel to know that you will probably develop diabetes and die at an early age? How does it feel to know you will only be accepted at anime-cons and on the internet on anime forums because you are such a disgusting human being? Please Work Out.
August 29th, 2009 on 3:07 am
let’s place bets on how long he can resist the urge to reply
August 29th, 2009 on 12:29 pm
As Ryo Misaki walked out of Applebee’s towards his parent’s Toyota Camry, singing a jaunty anime tune, a small child pointed at him and asked, “Mommy? Why is that man so fat?” She hushed the boy and told him that’s not polite, but as she looked at Ryo, you could see that the question lurked in her mind as well.
August 29th, 2009 on 12:29 pm
Ryo was going to reply to this post when it first was posted in May but it took him three months to roll all the way down to the reply button lol
September 23rd, 2009 on 1:29 am
serious ownage here
September 23rd, 2009 on 8:49 pm
you guys, you own
January 16th, 2010 on 10:07 pm
fat fuck lol
March 16th, 2010 on 3:02 am
lol ryo’s comebacks made me laugh more than anything else on this page. he managed to win, imo.
highlights of TAR disses:
“What would we do without technology these days?”
“Walk.”
and that’s about it.
he’s not worth a megapost, there are a million people who are bored with their lives and suck at drawing anime on the internet. this site has terrible focus, ryo was way more entertaining defending himself than this entire senseless attack post was. site needs more people like the grays, or at least emerald templar. these posts just make you look petty, hateful and unimaginative.
March 16th, 2010 on 3:45 am
*fart*
March 16th, 2010 on 10:20 pm
[toilet flush]
March 22nd, 2010 on 7:43 pm
[forgets to wipe]
June 7th, 2010 on 10:32 pm
ROFL ALL DIZ.