I am a genius, an athlete, an artist, a writer, a gamer, a fighter, but first and foremost, I am a competitor. I love competing, even if I hate the activity, putting my skills to the test against another person brings out my absolute best. The tougher, or more skilled my opponeet is, the better, because it only means that I get that much better, that much faster. My hobbies include Smash Bros.(I had stopped for a while, and resultantly got my ass handed to me in the last game I played, so I’ve got to get back to that), DanceDanceRevolution(I own at this, and I can’t get enough), Anime, Manga, Baldur’s Gate 2(primarily modding at this point), seducing beautiful women(this has become seducing A beautiful woman, as I’ve found my soulmate and don’t intend to let her go for anything), martial arts(my own style; a mix of Akido, Wushu, and TaiKwonDo, with some other stuff thrown in), singing, gymnastics, and learning about myself and the world around me.
May 5th, 2009 on 10:41 pm
I once heard a rumor that he was able to slice and eat 20 big macs in 5 seconds.
May 10th, 2009 on 8:58 am
NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 10th, 2009 on 8:59 am
EPIC FAIL!
May 10th, 2009 on 8:59 am
you guys aren’t nice
May 10th, 2009 on 9:01 am
My daddy says calling people names is wrong, but he calls my mommy name all the time when he is beating her
May 10th, 2009 on 9:01 am
FUCK YEAH!
May 10th, 2009 on 9:02 am
ROFL…..it this guy for real?
July 7th, 2009 on 6:43 pm
Homie, just quit with chasing the girl. I mean look at you. What girl wants you? The only girl that will go for you is a desperate 13 year old fat chick with aspergers. You’re going to be a virgin forever.
PS. If this girl is Asian, your chances of getting her are so low because you are baka gaijin TOOSWHITENINGU!
July 7th, 2009 on 7:03 pm
Nice belt. It looks complex. Good thing too because if the sword doesn’t deter chicks, that will be your virginity’s last line of defense!
July 7th, 2009 on 9:30 pm
dude, you gotta spring for the fingerless mesh gloves…
July 8th, 2009 on 4:01 pm
How much did that jacket cost in the Matrix?
July 8th, 2009 on 7:45 pm
He wants his sneakers back.
July 8th, 2009 on 11:37 pm
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh
IS THIS GUY FOR REAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
July 9th, 2009 on 4:14 am
“Content posted on The Anime Reality is solely for the purpose of ********SATIRE********** and entertainment, and is not copyright anyone associated with this site. Especially not us.”
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well played.
VERY well played, matter of fact.
July 9th, 2009 on 10:56 pm
ur retarded u spelled taekwondo wrong. at least yse wikipedia when u lie.
July 10th, 2009 on 9:05 pm
You are my idol. My only wish is that one day I could be as special, talented and impressive as you are. Your good locks, ability to read comic books and stunning grasp of spelling has made me your number one fan. When a million anime nerds on the internet try in vain to distinguish themselves from one another, your posing with a sword (One that you are no doubt skillful with), wearing black things and not smiling has shown me how unique and awesome you are. I am eternally jealous of your genius. Thank you for posting this.
July 11th, 2009 on 4:49 am
woah what’s up with the sudden thousands of views?
July 11th, 2009 on 11:05 am
we tattooed the URL above your mother’s vagina
July 11th, 2009 on 2:16 pm
d-damn…
June 3rd, 2010 on 12:06 am
this guy REALLY shouldn’t have any weapons.